Archive for the ‘Britney Spears’ Category
Filed under: Britney Spears, Headline of the Day, Media
You report about what you believe she may have been thinking. (And no comments from the peanut gallery about my “Deep Thoughts” column! That’s different because, um, I’m writing it. Yeah, that’s it.)
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Filed under: Britney Spears
Songwriter, singer and Eminem enemy #1, Moby, claims Britney Spears’ recent downward spiral has caused his heart to skip a beat — so much so, that he would marry her. He says:
“Britney is like this Tennessee Williams tragic figure. The fatter she gets, the weirder she gets, the more I love her.”
Yes, Britney is a regular Blanche DuBois! In fact, we have a Playbill for this real-life drama:
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The exterior of a Starbucks building on a road in Malibu which is called Pacific Coast Highway. Also …
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Filed under: Britney Spears, Fashion
When you think of “good with children” and “fashionista,” who’s the first person that comes to mind?
Why, Britney Spears, of course!
This explains why Brit is reportedly in discussions to design a line of children’s clothing for Ed Hardy:
She wants to work on a clothing line with Christian [Audigier],” says an Ed Hardy representative, who adds, “it was a closed door meeting, but we will say that they are planning to do a children’s clothing line.”
Only we have a sneak peek at the collection:
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Filed under: Britney Spears, Fame - Ain't It a Bitch
Other clever headlines under consideration included, “Britney Spears Reveals Unsightly Tree Trunk Legs” and “Gimme More Cellulite: Britney Spears’ Shorts Fail to Hide Her Dimpled Thighs.”
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Filed under: Britney Spears, Open Letters
It’s been a long time since you’ve made an appearance ’round these parts. I see you’ve been praying for your return. Ask, you shall receive…
So, Brit, I hear you cried yesterday when you found out Adnan was turned away from your home because of your dad. I totally understand. My dad wouldn’t let me go to the movies with Jason Reisdorf when I was in seventh grade and it bummed me out, too. I even made an airtight case in Jason’s defense, something along the lines of “YOU …
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Filed under: Britney Spears, Celebutards, Dumb Clowns
It’s funny. I was just thinking the other day, it’s been a while since the airwaves have been graced with a good musical duet. Like Sonny & Cher. Johnny Cash and June Carter. Britney Spears and Heidi Montag…
Say wha — ?!
Oh yes, folks, it be true. Heidi has run out of plastic surgery procedures to keep her in the pages of Us Weekly, so she took the other sure-fire route: by associating herself with Britney.
Apparently, Heidi and videographer extraordinaire Spencer Pratt got their hands on one of …
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Filed under: Britney Spears, Who Wore It Best
LEFT: Britney Spears going to dinner at Mastro’s Steakhouse after reuniting with her sons for the first time in more than a month
RIGHT: My old dorm room curtains after being reunited with a laundry machine for the first time in more than a year
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