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Angelina Jolie got her workout by toting her two beautiful daughters, Zahara and Shiloh, around New York City yesterday.
I used to hold my mouth open like that, too, and my parents would always ask, “What are you tryin’ to do, girl — catch flies?” Which was EXACTLY what I was trying to do, of course. Mmmm… flies. The all-protein diet.
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Angelina Jolie ticked off the press last night at the NYC premiere of A Mighty Heart — which is, ironically, a film about freedom of the press — when she tried to censor all her interviews.
While Wednesday night’s premiere of the film was meant to support an organization called Reporters Without Borders, Angelina did everything she could to clamp down on the press and control it. Reporters were asked to agree to “not ask Ms. Jolie any questions regarding her personal relationships. In the event Interviewer does [so], Ms. Jolie …
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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie at the Ocean’s 13 premiere in Los Angeles
BRAD: Don’t you dare sneak out of here and adopt another kid.
ANGELINA: You’re kidding, right? You know I don’t do domestic.
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With no “Dangerously Skinny Angelina Wastes Away!” or “Poor Jen Throws Pity Party Over Brad’s Growing Family!” cover stories to fabricate, Us Weekly instead plastered Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s adorable offspring, Shiloh, on its cover this week to drive sales, er… I mean to sincerely wish her a happy first birthday.
No, I mean to drive sales.
In regards to the “Best Star Cellulite Cures” story posted above her head, Shiloh reveals that Johnson’s Baby Diaper Rash Cream with Zinc Oxide, all-natural cornstarch baby powder, and daily crawls to the sandbox are …
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Hold on to your hats, folks: It’s a — gasp! — PhotoShop scandal!
Yes, the latest issue of celebrity rag, In Touch, features Angelina Jolie on the red carpet at the Cannes Film Festival, showing her usually veiny arm looking silky smooth. However, unfortunately for In Touch, a nearly identical photo of Angie also appeared in the current issue of People, which used an un-retouched photo.
Richard Spencer, editor-in-chief of In Touch — aka Touch-Up Weekly — was unapologetic when Media Ink called. “You’re right, we softened those veins. The arm was very, …
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Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt graced the red carpet at the Cannes premiere of Ocean’s Thirteen yesterday.
In the movie, Danny Ocean (played by my boyfriend, George Clooney) and his boys scheme to pull off an “ambitious and risky” casino heist — also known as Ocean’s Eleven and Ocean’s Twelve.
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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie at A Mighty Heart premiere in Cannes
BRAD: Why did she let me comb my hair over like this?
ANGELINA: I told him not to comb his hair over like that.
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