Archive for the ‘Brangelina’ Category
Filed under: Brangelina
Angelina Jolie, Zahara and Maddox visit the Central Park carousel in NYC
Is it weird that I’ve framed this picture and placed it on my mantle, along with my other family photos? They look so nice next to the picture of my sister, Gwen, and my little nephew Kingston! (I wonder why no one’s responded to my family reunion invite?!)
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Filed under: Brangelina, Pop Quizzes
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt take the kids (sans Shiloh) to an art store in NYC
Maddox looks ready to open a can of whoop-ass because:
1. He requested the “Stamos cut,” not the mohawk;
2. He believes heels would have more stylishly accessorized his mom’s outfit;
3. He wanted watercolors to recreate Monet’s “Waterlilies,” not the silly box of Crayolas they bought him;
OR…
4. That creepy dude peering at them through the window could use a proverbial can.
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Filed under: Brangelina, Jennifer Aniston
For those of you who were convinced Jennifer Aniston was going to start babysitting Shiloh for the Jolie-Pitts and become BFF with the pouty-mouthed toddler while her parents gallivanted around the world, think again: Jen did NOT, in fact, meet the Messiah, despite recent reports in world-renowned publications such as Look magazine.
Yes, Jen’s rep is denying reports that she gave an interview in which she dishes on her former fling, Paul Sculfor, and a recent meeting with Brad Pitt and his offspring.
“I was very sad last month when [Sculfor] went back to live …
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Filed under: Brangelina, Deep Thoughts
Angelina Jolie and her brood go boating on Lake Michigan
“Hope Mom packed some Cheerios to snack on. And maybe something for me, too.”
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Angelina Jolie on the Chicago set of her movie, Wanted
“How is that guy not mesmerized by the sight of my spellbinding va-jay-jay?”
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Brangelina and their brood visit the Field Museum in Chicago
Well, this may explain why Angelina is on the thinner side these days. I’m pretty sure I lost a few pounds from just watching them lug around all those kids (says Candy as she continues sitting on her butt and takes another bite of her blueberry muffin).
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Filed under: Brangelina, Deep Thoughts
Angelina Jolie on the set of her movie, Wanted, in Chicago
“Since the camera adds 10 pounds… could we put a couple cameras on me?”
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