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Today’s News That Made Me Cringe:  Brad Pitt Discusses Jennifer Aniston

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If I were Brad Pitt’s publicist, I would recommend steering clear of three topics during media interviews: 1) Bowel movement updates; 2) The ending of Meet Joe Black (Death should NOT come to life! Unless it’s a young Frank Sinatra coming to sweep me off my feet); and 3) Why he divorced Jennifer Aniston.

But alas…

Brad has opened up for the first time about his split with Jen, telling V magazine that:

“Jen and I still maintain a deep friendship and have a lot of life together that isn’t erased in …


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Posted by CandySeptember 4, 2007

Simmer Down, Kids

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Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt at the Deauville Film Festival premiere of “Jesse James”

Wow.  They look like they’re having as much fun as Jack Nicholson at a dry wedding.


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Posted by CandySeptember 3, 2007

Brangelina Attend Premiere of Movie with Title Too Long to Type Here

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A gorgeous Angelina Jolie, in her trademark black, and Brad Pitt — just getting his white tuxedo jacket under the Labor Day wire — graced the red carpet together at the Venice Film Festival premiere of The Assassination of Jesse James, Yadda, Yadda Yadda.

Hollywood Reporter called the film an exercise in “self-indulgence” smothered in “pointlessly long takes, repetitive scenes, grim Western landscapes and mumbled, heavily accented dialogue,” while Variety had a *slightly* different take, gushing that it’s a “ravishing, magisterial, poetic epic. . . with all the implacability of a Greek drama.”

What a coincidence — …


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Posted by CandySeptember 2, 2007

Deep Thoughts by Brad Pitt

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Brad Pitt at a promotional event for “The Assassination of Jesse James…” at Venice Film Festival

“Wait, you’re not Angelina! Sorry, I saw the black ensemble and just assumed…”


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Posted by CandySeptember 2, 2007

Breaking:  Angelina Jolie Takes Shiloh Out of Hotel!

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Angelina Jolie and her adorable girls took a trip to the Central Park Zoo yesterday, where Shiloh was thinking, “Is New York City really the best place for a polar bear?”

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Posted by CandyAugust 31, 2007

Got Milk?

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Brad Pitt and Zahara Jolie-Pitt playing in Central Park in NYC

Actually, forget milk. Could someone please bottle some of Zahara’s fierceness and put THAT on my cereal instead? Seriously, I’m good on the calcium front — Ben & Jerry provide all the dairy I need. But a daily dose of Zahara ‘tude would sure do me good. No one would fu*k with me then. No cars cutting me off. No one trying to butt in front of me at Bristol Farms. No one, apparently, trying to …


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Posted by CandyAugust 29, 2007

Angelina Jolie Finally Finds Something to Do with Her Time

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Angelina Jolie — who doesn’t have enough to do with looking after four kids, holding benefits for Katrina victims and being an A-list actress — finally found something worthwhile to do with her time by flying to Damascus, Syria yesterday to visit a UNHCR registration center and talk to Iraqi refugees in their homes.

And what did I do today…? Oh, yeah. Picked up a lightbulb at Target. And combed my cats. I’d say she and I are pretty much even in terms of productivity.

Angie said in a statement:

“I have come to …


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Posted by CandyAugust 28, 2007