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Actress and lead singer of “The Licks,” Juliette Lewis, who dated Brad Pitt in the ’90s, recently revealed that Brad is packing a gherkin in need of a Snuggle Fit Condom. Gossipmonger Mike Walker reports:
“After playing a rockin’ set with her band at club Chop Suey in Seattle… Juliette Lewis was mingling at the bar when a wise guy fan blurted out: “Hey, Juliette, how was Brad Pitt in the sack anyway?”"
Juliette was apparently stunned for a second, but then she flashed a mischievous grin and purred: “He was no… BIG deal, …
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Larry King took an unwanted trip stroll down memory lane in an interview with Brad Pitt (re: his great New Orleans reconstruction project) today, when he said, “When you’re getting emotionally involved with someone you’re working with…” And Brad quickly interjected, “Well, that came after, Larry. That came after.”
Um, defensive much?
Once they got past that awkward moment, Brad revealed that he and Angelina don’t fight, noting that: “She is a woman of strong opinion, and very specific beliefs and a great voice. I respect it. …
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File this one under: Not likely to be true, but too juicy to ignore.
According to the pillar of journalism that is Star magazine, Julia Roberts is no fan of Angelina Jolie, who she’s branded an untalented homewrecker. Yes, after watching A Mighty Heart with a bunch of friends at her Malibu home, Julia allegedly told her guests:
“I would rarely say this, but I think I could have done a better job with this film.” The Star source adds, “And they loved her reaction. Angie isn’t exactly the most …
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Never a dull day in Brangelinaland…
A woman claiming to be Zahara Jolie-Pitt’s mother spoke with In Touch, saying that she wants her baby back with her in Africa “to regain her identity.” Mentewab Dawit Lebiso, 24, claims two-year-old Zahara was conceived from a rape and confessed: “I thought the baby was going to die because there was no food, so I ran away.”
In response to the woman’s claims, Maddox a friend in Angelina’s camp said: “[Angelina] believes that Zahara is an orphan and the woman who claims to be her mom is …
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Okay, so I’m usually wearing two-year-old Nine West shoes — not Christian Louboutin stilettos — but it’s still sadly comforting to know stars also step in nasty wads of Trident.
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Brad’s cap + Britney’s boots = Lethal Stink Bomb (Kim Jong-il ain’t got nothin’ on us!)
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BRAD: Psssst! Ang!
ANGELINA: I’m right here, Brad.
BRAD: Oh, yeah. Um, hey — in case they ask me any questions, is this the one about Gilga, er… Gilgamush?
ANGELINA: Gilgamesh?
BRAD: Bingo!
ANGELINA: Noooooo. That’s the Epic of Gilgamesh.
BRAD: Makes sense. So this one has the big slow dude?
ANGELINA: Of Mice and Men.
BRAD: Right! Uh… Sam I Am?
ANGELINA: Just look pretty for the cameras, dear.
BRAD: Again…? (ANGELINA FLASHES HIM A LOOK) Fine. But I’m gonna look into …
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