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Selling confirmation that the baby exists, that is. But that isn’t nearly as entertaining of a headline…
Maddox Jolie-Pitt A “source close to Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt” has supposedly confirmed to Us Weekly that Angie is indeed pregnant.
Angelina’s billowy frock at the SAG Awards fueled the pregnancy rumors that have been swirling for a couple weeks. One SAG attendee noted that: “It was so obvious she was pregnant. You could clearly see the bump’s outline.”
“Not to mention the overflowing mammary glands,” added Candy.
The source reveals Brad and Angelina may sell the confirmation, …
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So says an X17 “inside source.” (Since when do they report on anyone besides Britney?)
Angelina Jolie’s impressive cleavage and concealing trench coat at the recent Critics’ Choice Awards had sparked pregnancy rumors — then again, mere bloatedness from late-night Papa John’s sparks pregnancy rumors in Hollywood — and now X17 claims that she and Brad Pitt are expecting not just one “privileged” celebuspawn, but two.
If true, the twins would make… [*COUNTS FINGERS*] … a LOT of kids in the Jolie-Pitt clan. Congratulations, guys! I’ll be thinking of you …
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Only hotter. And richer. And saddled with way more kids.
File this under “bizarrely fascinating to me”: Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie and crew recently returned to Brad’s hometown of Springfield, Missouri, where they took the youngins to none other than — wait for it… wait for it… — Chuck E. Cheese…
[Holy Candy interrupts this regularly scheduled “Where in the World is Brangelina” post to pose a question of the utmost importance: “Chuck E. Cheese”? Or “Chuck E. Cheese’s”? I’m partial to the former, but am amenable to discussion. Okay, …
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Angelina Jolie, her beautiful li’l “outcast,” Shiloh (in Maddox’s hand-me-down sneakers?) and the rest of the clan strolled and biked around the French Quarter in New Orleans yesterday. Looks like Shiloh is a good influence on her mom — while Shiloh chowed down on chips, Angelina appeared to be munching on Cracker Jacks! Good for Angie. I don’t want to be the only one piling on holiday pounds.
I was never a big fan of Crapper Jacks, myself, ’cause they make my hands too damn sticky. However, I …
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Brad Pitt sat down with Charlie Rose yesterday and, naturally, the subject of his growing brood came up. Charlie said that Angelina had mentioned having about 12 kids, to which Brad responded:
“I think we’ll crap out somewhere between seven and nine… Somewhere in there we’ll crap out.”
Such a way with words! First, Angelina calls Shiloh a “blob,” and now Brad is calling their children turds. Although I’m not surprised a guy would think childbirth is akin to doing a number two. Just take a laxative …
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Angelina Jolie, who has a way of sticking her foot in her mouth when discussing her biological daughter, claims Shiloh is the “outcast” in her family because of her Aryan looks. She recently told Look magazine:
“She looks like Brad. It’s funny because she’s almost going to be the outcast in the family because she’s blonde and blue-eyed. . . I felt so much more for Madd, Zahara and Pax because they were survivors. Shiloh seemed so privileged from the moment she was born. But I’m conscious that I have to make sure I don’t …
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