Archive for the ‘Brangelina’ Category

I Love the ’80s

Filed under: Brangelina

For those who like some cheese with their TGIF glass of wine, enjoy this vintage Italian music video featuring none other than a teenage Angelina Jolie:

Best. Fight. Scenes. Ever.

[via ONTD]


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Posted by Candy1April 18, 2008

Us Magazine Has an Exciting New Column

Filed under: Brangelina, Media

An Ongoing Report of Angelina Jolie’s Grocery List!

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What do you suppose Angelina will buy next week?  M&Ms for Zahara?  Yoo-Hoo for Pax?  Stay tuned to find out!


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Posted by CandyMarch 20, 2008

Headline of the Day

Filed under: Brangelina, Headline of the Day

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Hmmmm.  I think I’ll stick to gum balls.

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Posted by CandyMarch 1, 2008

Fight!  Fight!  Fight…?

Filed under: Brangelina, Fight, Fight, Fight!, Jennifer Aniston

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Last night’s Oscar ceremony was as exciting as watching Paris Hilton staring at a box that says “orange juice concentrate,” explaining why, sadly, the biggest celebrity news to emerge from this weekend is the non-showdown between Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston.

The two ladies, whose years-long “rivalry” continues to be lucrative tabloid fodder, were slated to appear at the same Warner’s pre-Oscars bash on Saturday.

Woo-hoo! Fight, fight, fight! Or… not.

Unfortunately for those hoping for some hair-pulling, and for those men hoping for some naked Jell-O wrestling, the confrontation never came to pass because …


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Posted by CandyFebruary 25, 2008

Angelina Jolie’s — Gasp! — Lesbian Encounter Revealed

Filed under: Brangelina, Crazy Clowns

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As most anyone who follows celebrity news (read: 99% of the population) knows, Angelina Jolie’s sexual resume includes part-time carpet muncher. So it’s no surprise that yet another lady has come forward about a past tryst with Angie in order to make a few bucks.

Misty Cooper, a producer’s assistant on Gone in 60 Seconds, reveals:
“We immediately felt the sexual chemistry, and I could feel that she was also giving off a vibe. She looked super-hot, and I really wanted her.”
Sweet! Sounds like Misty also writes short stories for …


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Posted by CandyFebruary 22, 2008

True Confessions by Candy

Filed under: Brangelina, Jennifer Aniston, Media

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I may be tired of “Jen’s Baby-Free Womb Pain, Angelina’s Family Joy” magazine covers, but I would like to be a fly on the wall at this event.

I’m one of those rare birds who likes both Jen and Angelina, and yet there’s nothing like an A-list catfight, is there? Ugh. What is WRONG with me? Why are catfights so damn compelling? Is it because of my background as a soap opera writer, where we were required to incorporate at least one catty dig per scene? (One gem …


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Posted by CandyFebruary 14, 2008

Holy Candy Déjà Vu Edition:  Angelina Jolie’s Joy, Jennifer Aniston’s Pain!

Filed under: Brangelina, Jennifer Aniston, Media

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Just a second… let me step out of my time machine because it appears I’ve traveled back to 2005.  “Angie’s Joy!  Jen’s Pain!”  This cover has been re-run more than old Seinfeld episodes.  But, unlike Kramer crashing into a wall, not so entertaining anymore.

[via OK! Magazine]


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Posted by CandyFebruary 13, 2008