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 Victoria “Posh” Beckham has been staging a shameless media blitz so everyone will know without a doubt that she and David have officially arrived in Los Angeles. Instead of choosing a private jet and making a discreet arrival, they made their journey on a commercial jet and flew into LAX with hoards of photographers standing by. Victoria also starred in her own reality TV show, “Victoria Beckham: Coming to America”, but critics were quick to savage it. The New York …

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 After being voted “The World’s Most Beautiful Sports Icon” by People magazine, David Beckham issued a press release enlightening the world how he stays so gorgeous.  His wife Victoria “smothers beauty creams on him at bedtime” (ewwww) and he pampers himself with manicures and facials.  After I read the release, I immediately pictured him as a giant Barbie doll head for little girls to play with.

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