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Filed under: Beckhams
Don’t worry, Cruz. I’ve given that “word” to a few people in L.A., myself — usually while being cut off by a Land Rover on the 405.
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Filed under: Beckhams, Sexy Time
You likely woke up this morning asking yourself, “I wonder how the Beckhams’ sex life is going?” No? That was just me? Oh, well. I’m going to tell you, anyway…
Apparently, it’s either going very well or is in need of some “outside” help: Victoria and David were spotted visiting The Pleasure Chest — which happens to be just a few blocks away from yours truly (Yup! That’s how I roll!) — where they bought massage oil, lubricant, a Cyberskin vibrator, a leather braided cane and a …
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Filed under: Beckhams, Beckhams Art, Haiku Movie Reviews
Wednesday Adams plays
Posh Spice, only with cheaper
clothes and less make-up
Introducing Haiku movie reviews by Circus Hour reader and friend Viper Tetsu. This week Viper reviews Penelope, a movie about a girl born with the nose of a pig. For more amusing pop-culture inspired haiku, see Viper’s blog In The Future, Everyone Will Be Haiku’ed For 15 Minutes. …
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Filed under: Beckhams, Beckhams Art
When a Chinese condom manufacturer made the wise decision to slap David Beckham’s smooth golden image onto a box of poorly selling condoms, they immediately watched sales skyrocket to number one in China. Beckham didn’t approve the use of his image and he’s not endorsing or making any profit from it (Poor Posh, just imagine all the day-glo Hermes bags she’s missing out on hoarding).It’s amazing how one can take a bunch of flimsy rubber, cram it in a box, add a picture of a pretty soccer player on the …
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Contraception use may not be too popular in Hollywood these days, but it is on the rise in overpopulated China. In fact, a Chinese condom manufacturer is using David Beckham’s name to promote its jimmy hats without Becks’ permission — and, not surprisingly, it is now the best-selling condom brand in China.
Only Holy Candy has an exclusive look at these alluring Beckham-branded prophylactics:
Very rough English translation of ad copy:
Do you want to score sexy little hooker wife like David Beckham? Then slip into BECKS — just like Tom Cruise want to …
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Filed under: Beckhams, Beckhams Art
The Posh Elf is a tiny unsmiling creature who can often be spotted vehemently guarding the Great White Bulge of the Beckham mountain range. Similar to the torrid geological structure underlying Yellowstone National Park, the Great White Bulge is located on unstable ground prone to rise and harden in between short periods of flaccid dormancy. Posh Elf sinks her sharply spiked elf boots into the smooth firm soil atop the Great White Bulge to prevent it from rising whenever another elf wanders too close. …
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Filed under: Beckhams, Beckhams Art, Celebrity Fragrances
A $250 million contract with the LA Galaxy isn’t enough cash for David Beckham. I can just hear Posh griping at him, “But dahling, you don’t understand…I need a different Hermes bag for every outfit I wear! You wouldn’t want me being seen carrying the same bloody old $12,000 bag for two days in row now would you dear?” Industry experts predict the Beckham fragrance franchise will generate $100 million in sales this year. I was especially intrigued …
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