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What I Think Amy Winehouse’s Liver Looks Like

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The Whopper that’s been sitting in my fridge the past eight months


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Posted by CandyDecember 10, 2007

Amy Winehouse:  Style Star!

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You know expectations are low when you look at this and think, “Well, at least she’s not wearing those damn ballet slippers!”

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Posted by CandyDecember 5, 2007

Um, Amy…?  I Think You Forgot Something.

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Amy Winehouse continues to be totally sane and sober, wandering the freezing streets of London in just her bra at 5:45 a.m. this weekend. According to the Daily Mail, she stumbled out of a friend’s house in London looking “distressed and agitated” and walked around aimlessly for a little while, before finally heading back inside.

Amy’s hardworking rep responded to the incident by saying: “Amy had been fast asleep and heard a noise. She went outside to investigate.”

Perhaps that “noise” was a sailor…? That would explain why she went out topless — …


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Posted by CandyDecember 3, 2007

Amy Winehouse is Quite a Fashionista

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In her defense, I’m sure it didn’t look nearly as bad in a cloud of crack smoke.


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Posted by CandyNovember 26, 2007

Amy Winehouse Saves Some Leftovers

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Amy Winehouse arrives in Blackpool as part of her UK tour

Do cokeheads save some in their nose for later, kinda the way messy food-a-holics like me store chip crumbs in their bra for later? (Mmmm… warm chip crumbs…)

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Posted by CandyNovember 21, 2007

Amy Winehouse’s Husband Arrested Over Trial-Fixing Plot

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Proving that crackheads don’t ALWAYS live a fairytale lifestyle, Amy Winehouse’s hubby Blake Fielder-Civil was arrested last night over a trial-fixing plot.

Da-da-da-bummmmm…..!

Amy reportedly cried “Baby, I love you!” (although she may have been addressing her crack pipe) as he was taken away on charges of an alleged plot to stop a trial involving assault charges. Police had raided Amy’s house to probe allegations that $400,000 would have been paid to a key witness to stay away from the case and refuse to give evidence.

“They tried to make me testify, but I said –”

What? …


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Posted by CandyNovember 9, 2007

Amy Winehouse:  Totally Sober

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You know those songs you love to sing along to, but you only know every tenth word and incoherently grunt the rest of it? Well, that’s the approach Amy Winehouse took at the MTV Europe Music Awards last night — only she didn’t know every tenth word.

“They tried to make me use a consonant, but I said ‘no, no, no’…”


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Posted by CandyNovember 2, 2007