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Amy Winehouse Makes an Awesome Babysitter

Filed under: Amy Winehouse, Drunk Clowns

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Want to use her services?  You’re in luck!  I just came across this classified ad in The Daily Wino:

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Posted by CandyApril 16, 2008

Amy Winehouse Demonstrates Why We Should Just Say “No”

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Drugs — they clearly do a body good!

[For more about Amy’s “Impetigo,” click here]


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Posted by Candy1March 18, 2008

What I Think Amy Winehouse’s Nostrils Look Like

Filed under: Amy Winehouse, Body Part Looks Like

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The swiss cheese in my fridge that’s starting to congeal


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Posted by CandyFebruary 29, 2008

Amy Winehouse to Create Makeup Line

Filed under: Amy Winehouse, Beauty, Rock Stars, Rock Stars

beautyaddict.jpgOn the heels of yesterday’s report that Amy Winehouse is creating her own beauty line, Circus Hour’s InVogue Glamour Elle Marie’s Style magazine has already gotten its hands — well, crane — on the new makeup collection for a product review.THE BEAUTY BUZZphoto illustration by 14 written by Candy Kirby hot find: vats of makeupTransitioning from woman to clown just got easier for those wanting to cover their track marks with Amy Winehouse’s Beauty Addict line. The eyeliner is small enough to fit in a warehouse, yet still …


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Posted by 14 and CandyFebruary 27, 2008

… And Now a Word from Amy Winehouse’s Breasts

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“HI, WORLD!”

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Posted by CandyFebruary 13, 2008

Amy Winehouse is De-NIED!

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Amy Winehouse will not attend this Sunday’s Grammy Awards, as planned, because the American Embassy in London has rejected her visa application.   Holy Candy’s sources say they were forced to do so because the United States has already exceeded its crazy quota.  (See:  Britney Spears; Pamela Anderson; Andy Dick.)


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Posted by CandyFebruary 7, 2008

Amy Winehouse Back to Black, But Not to Rehab

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My favorite crackhead — a position formerly held by longtime Queen of Crackheads, Courtney Love — Amy Winehouse, cleaned up relatively nicely to go to the doctor today as part of her “ongoing treatment.” Rumors had been circulating earlier that she’d re-entered rehab, but alas… we all know what she said to that. (I won’t subject you to that overused lyric. No, no, no, I won’t.)

This all comes on the heels of a video that was posted on The Sun (Brits have the BEST gossip!), in which …


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Posted by CandyJanuary 22, 2008