Archive for the ‘Real-Life Hilarity’ Category

The Butt of Implant Jokes

Filed under: Beauty, Real-Life Hilarity

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Bonus feature:   Doubles as a life preserver and serving tray!

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Posted by CandyMarch 3, 2008

Steak au Perv

Filed under: Freak Show News, Real-Life Hilarity

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In news that makes me happy I don’t eat red meat, a restaurant cook is out of a job and facing a felony charge after being accused of hiding hairs — potentially pubic hairs — in a ribeye because a customer complained the first steak served to him was overcooked.

Sounds like the customer also asked for his steak with a little off the top. (Ba-da-bum!)

Apparently, the restaurant manager made the mistake of asking the customer how his dinner was, so the customer informed him that the steak was cooked medium, not medium …


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Posted by CandyFebruary 29, 2008

Don’t Hate Them ‘Cause They’re Beautiful

Filed under: Real-Life Hilarity

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Nisreen Swedberg and Sarah Williams, both 18, claim they were kicked off a Southwest Airlines flight recently for being too pretty. Yes, that’s one of them above.

They huffed that the flight crew at Tampa’s international airport was rude to them from the get-go, so you know what that means: those flight attendants are jealous haters! Because no way would they be rude otherwise.

The girls asked a flight attendant for a bottle of water and were refused. Jealous haters. Then, the girls got into a screaming match with another …


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Posted by CandyFebruary 26, 2008