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The Weekend Roundup

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Jay-Z “kiddingly” disses new wife Beyonce at concert. An even more auspicious beginning to a marriage than leaving the toilet seat up. [Celebitchy]

Cosmo’s “Men’s All-Time Favorite Mattress Moves!”:  Part Deux.  [Candy]

Love. Ariel. Mickey. Baby. Gwen Stefani and Kingston hit the Disney store. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]

Danica Patrick makes racing history using a “successful fuel strategy.” Three words we haven’t heard in this country for a while. [Gabby Babble]

Tabloids spin the Hollywood Dating Wheel, …


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Posted by CandyApril 20, 2008

The Weekend Update

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Finding the silver lining in spam — by illustrating it. [GOTA]

Sidekick drama: Listen as Artie Lange quits Howard Stern. [Celebrity Smack]

Indiana Jones on daddy duty.  Only instead of being pitted against the Nazis, he’s pitted against the paparazzi.  [Celebrity Baby Scoop]

Good-bye, world — hello, kitty!  The Hello Kitty tombstone.  [Candy]

Kathy Griffin on the town with Adnan Ghalib, making me long for the return of My Life on the D-List even more. [Celebitchy]

Britney Spears is morphing into Lindsay Lohan.  Which is …


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Posted by CandyApril 12, 2008

The Weekend Drivel

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Star magazine reports that Brad Pitt made an honest woman out of Angelina Jolie. Or, at least, a married one. [popbytes]

And, while People magazine claims the wedding report is full of crap, Candy still had to include the story because she had already gone to the trouble of creating that romantic Brangelina cake topper. [People]

A peek at Nicole Richie’s baby girl. Awww. She looks… just like every other two-month-old. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]

No need to wonder if you should buy a burp cloth or …


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Posted by CandyMarch 30, 2008

The Weekend Drivel

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Bourne Again: Matt Damon and his wife are expecting another baby.
Because pregnancy is the new black in Hollywood, Kimora Lee Simmons and boyfriend Djimon Hounsou may also be with child. A closet full of Baby Phat baby clothes sure to follow. How… lucky for the kid.
Britney Spears being stalked by a fan who’s sending her “threatening packages,” including one with a “lavender-colored, battery-operated sex toy.” Yup, nothing more threatening than a pastel vibrator: “Call 911! I’m being attacked by a rabbit!”
Pregnant Lisa Marie Presley…


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Posted by CandyMarch 7, 2008

The Weekend Drivel | 07.08.07

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The Weekend Celebrity and Entertainment Highlights

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Eva Longoria and Tony Parker got hitched — twice — in Paris this weekend.

Eva promised to love, cherish and stop laughing at the joke “Next time there’s a war in Europe, the loser has to keep France,” while Tony promised to give her a boost whenever she needs to reach the dishes on the top shelf. Awww.

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Live Earth hosted scores of concerts across the world to raise awareness about the …


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Posted by CandyJuly 8, 2007

The Weekend Drivel

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The Weekend Celebrity and Entertainment Highlights

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Jessica Simpson’s new film, Blonde Ambition, has had its release date pushed back — twice — because the movie is that bad.

A source told the Daily News that, “Jessica was not very focused on-set and flubbed her lines often. She always had her dog around, was on the phone with [then-] boyfriend John Mayer or was sitting in a warmed-up SUV.”

And to think when I heard about this film, I smelled Oscar gold!

Oh wait, no, that was just a …


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Posted by CandyJuly 1, 2007

The Weekend Drivel

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WeekendDrivelLogo.jpgThe weekend celebrity and entertainment highlights

“Evan Almighty” tops the weekend box office with $32.1 million. Which leaves…

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… Only four billion and six dollars to go till the movie’s actually profitable. Woo-hoo!

Jay Mohr answered the question that’s been on all of our minds…

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…What would Larry Birkhead look like if he were a ’70s porn star?

Britney Spears to grace Cyndi Lauper’s “True Colors” tour later this month in Los Angeles with a one-time performance.

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Or, as …


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Posted by CandyJune 24, 2007