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A totally sober-looking Bobby Brown and ex-wife Whitney Houston were caught heading to Joe’s Crab Shack together in Alpharetta, GA earlier this week.
Because nothing says reunited crackheads, er… I mean, lovers like a bucket of shrimp.
<SIGH> Whitney, you break my heart.
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Madonna appears to have enjoyed a few too many during a night out with her hubby, Guy Ritchie, at Claridge’s restaurant in London.
The pressing question here is: What kind of drunk is she? Is Madonna the type of drunkard who:
1. Drunk-dials Sean Penn in the wee hours of the morning;
2. Tells Guy over and over again how sorry she is for being mean to him — and “forgets” she apologized the next morning;
3. Becomes tempted by wet t-shirt contests;
4. Ultimately prays to the porcelain god;
5. Lures …
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A totally sober-looking Mel Gibson hangs out at a bar in Costa Rica with his strategically-placed water bottle and a gaggle of Sugar-Cane Tits, er… local women.
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Carrie Underwood helped Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo celebrate his 27th birthday in Dallas this past weekend with more than a few glasses of Dom Pérignon — and perhaps even a celebratory touchdown.
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Kirsten Dunst and boyfriend Johnny Borrell unwisely lean on each other while leaving the Hawley Arms pub in Camden last night, where they put back a pilsner or two — or twenty.
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To drown his sorrows over Vacancy tanking at the box office, Luke Wilson took full advantage of the open bar at last night’s Young Hollywood Awards — where he likely hit on Hilary Duff.
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Cameron Diaz went to Teddy’s in Hollywood last night, where she put back so many vodka tonics, she even invited Paris Hilton to an after-party at her place.
While beer goggles typically trick drinkers into thinking people are more attractive than they are, Cameron’s goggles apparently tricked her into thinking Paris is less of a douche than she is.
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