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Filed under: Media, Top 10 Lists
Christina Aguilera kicks off 2008 by posing naked on the January cover of Marie Claire, which is about as novel as Britney Spears flashing her baby maker to the paparazzi. In fact, Britney has done this cover before — as, of course, has Demi Moore — which is why we (meaning me and my cats) at Holy Candy have prepared a list of Top 10 Ways Christina Aguilera Could Have Made This Cover More Shocking:
10. Reveal that she’s not pregnant, just chunky
9. Actually wear a human-like amount of makeup
8. Announce …
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Filed under: Britney Spears, Top 10 Lists
A bunch of folks who identify themselves as “Team Britney” (Los Angeles — are there really multiple branches?) marched in protest on Hollywood’s Walk of Fame this weekend to defend their embattled pop tart and demand the return of her babies.
Really, people? Out of all the things in this world to protest, THIS is what you commit to?
Hmmm… I can think of at least five other, more worthwhile causes. Which is why I present to you:
HOLY CANDY’S TOP FIVE THINGS MORE WORTHY OF PROTESTING THAN
BRITNEY’S CUSTODY CASE:
5. Those damn automated phone …
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Filed under: Celebrities, Top 10 Lists
A freshly rehabbed Lindsay Lohan is back in Los Angeles, looking wide-eyed, white-teethed and Mystic Tan-skinned. She’s in La-La Land to film her tango-themed film Dare to Love Me, for which she was preparing in July when she was arrested for DUI.
Apparently, Linds needs to get back to work because she is in dire need of cash, after blowing (yet another bad pun) through $7 million on partying in the last year alone.
Wow. That is a whole lotta gin and juice.
Now, I certainly wouldn’t encourage a reformed party girl to fall off the …
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Behold the Eighth Wonder of the World: CoCo’s derrière. Which has inspired Holy Candy to create a list of 10 Fun Things You Can Do with CoCo’s Ass:
10. Stick a carnation in it and use it as a vass* (*the popular butt version of a vase)
9. Tattoo the faces of Bruce Willis and Andre Agassi on each cheek, have them talk to each other
8. Place family photos on it and use it to replace your old end table
7. Make an ATM machine out of it (spits out rappers’ …
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Top 10 Items Most Likely to Be in Jesse Metcalfe’s Trash:
10) Unread issues of Playboy
9) Dulled, overused tweezers
8 ) This outfit (fingers crossed)
7) Empty Muscle Milk bottles
6) This picture of Becks that inspired him to grow a goatee (which used to hang over his bed)
5) His missing socks
4) Used box of Sally Hansen’s Maximum Strength Hair Remover Lotion for Men
3) Complimentary Emmy tickets. . . for the nosebleed seats
2) A copy of Pick-Up Lines That Work: Get the Girl Tonight!
1) His …
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Oh, boy. Now that the sh*t (that was Britney’s performance) has hit the fan, the tabloids are abuzz with theories, backstories, you-name-it about why her performance was a bigger disaster than Gigli and Battlefield Earth combined. A few insights:
1) When MTV found out about the illusions she’d prepared, they axed them due to insurance risks;
3) Britney knew she blew it and bawled like a baby afterward;
4) Britney fired her hairstylist right before …
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Happy TGIF, Holy Rollers! To help you kick off the weekend, Holy Candy has compiled the Top 10 Ways to Celebrate TGIF (inspired by our friends in Hollywood):
10. Flash your pits!
9. Show someone you care.
8. Take some nude photos.
7. Jump on couch and declare, “I LOVE this day!”
6. Adopt a kid!
5. Screw on a banquette.
4. Feel …
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