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Although Star magazine doesn’t hit newsstands until tomorrow, the Circus Hour crew has been granted a sneak peek at its upcoming cover:
An exclusive excerpt from the Jennifer Aniston cover story after the jump.
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The thought-provoking tabloid reports currently on a newsstand near you…
Us Weekly asks “who wore it best,” with 24 percent saying Beau Garrett, 76 percent voting for Lauren Conrad…
… and 100 percent asking, “Who the hell are these chicks?”
Us Weekly also reveals that Kelly Clarkson was once bulimic…
Huh?
Oh, wait…
Ah, that makes more sense.
(P.S. Spoiler Alert! Hollywood’s “hot new diet”: Less food; more exercise! Huh. Why haven’t I tried that?)
Billy Ray Cyrus tells People …
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The good, the bad and the break-ups coming to a newsstand near you…
While People and In Touch took a break from the usual tabloid frivolity this week and acknowledged the Virginia tragedy on their covers, magazines such as Us Weekly featured more pressing stories, like their “exclusive” on The Hills’ Heidi and Spencer: “The World’s Greatest Boyfriend!”
This week’s scorecard:
Virginia Tech tragedy: 3
Wills and Kate’s royal break-up: 3
Brangelina’s “split”: 2
TomKat’s marital woes: 2
Jennifer Aniston’s busy dating life: 2
Total exclamation points: 8
Least surprising exclusive: That Larry “Frosted Tips” …
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The good, the bad and the babies on a newsstand near you…
Cover War Scorecard:
Brangelina News (5)
–Evil Angelina: 1
–Cheating Brad: 1
–Blabbermouth nanny: 1
–Murder plot: 1
–Pax’s crazy, drug-loving mom (birth mom, that is): 1
Anna Nicole Smith nonsense: 5
Britney Spears nonsense (4)
–Worried friends
–Rehab lover revealed
–Kevin’s betrayal
–Blabbermouth nanny
American Idol “secrets” (of all kinds): 2
Gratuitous exclamation points: 7
Biggest surprise: Rosie O’Donnell’s apparent “stroke.” Shocking it wasn’t more widely reported. Guess all that head-butting with The Donald and Elisabeth really took its toll on poor Rosie, huh? …
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The good, the bad and the imprisoned coming to a newsstand near you…
Scorecard:
Angelina Jolie’s latest kid shopping spree: 5
Katie Holmes’ “prison”: 2
Anna Nicole Smith’s “killer”: 2
Weight-loss stories: 2
Obnoxious exclamation points: 7
Obnoxious former co-hosts of The View: 1
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The good, the bad and the bald coming to a newsstand near you…
Scorecard:
Britney Spears/”Shearsgate”: 6
Anna Nicole Smith:
–Dannielynn endangerment: 2
–Stolen diary: 1
–Howard K. Stern is evil: 1
Brangelina:
–Shiloh sighting: 1
–Brad upset about Angelina for unknown reasons: 2
–Jennifer Aniston’s outreach to a grieving Angelina: 1
Kate Hudson & Owen Wilson reunited (and it feels so good): 2
Covers using obnoxious yellow font: 5 (Seriously. Why not look into a softer shade?)
Picture of half-bald Britney: Just sad.
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The good, the bad and the “Who’s the Daddy?” drama hitting a newsstand near you this week…
Scorecard:
Anna Nicole Smith craziness: 6
Jen Aniston and Vince Vaughn b-day reunion: 3
Grammy fashion: 2
Covers using obnoxious yellow font: 5
Slapfest between Larry King and his wife: priceless
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