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Tyne Daly’s Facial Expression, which gained fame for its stern looks on Cagney & Lacy and even sterner looks on Judging Amy, has passed away, as evidenced by the above right-hand picture taken at the opening of the Broadway show, Curtains, this evening. Succumbing to that Hollywood disease known as being a “woman of a certain age,” Tyne Daly’s Facial Expression died in the hands of an overzealous plastic surgeon. According to an eyewitness, its last words were, “Please stop pulling.”
Tyne Daly’s Facial Expression is survived by unnatural-looking brown lowlights and an …
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Entertainment Tonight reports that Anna Nicole Smith died this afternoon after she collapsed at a Florida hotel. The actress and TRIMSPA spokesperson was staying at the Hard Rock Hotel in Hollywood, Florida. According to reports, Anna Nicole collapsed around 2 p.m. and paramedics were called. They reportedly performed CPR at the scene. She was then taken to the Memorial Regional Hospital. Her partner, Howard K. Stern, says Anna Nicole’s temperature was running high last night. The couple was shopping for a new boat in Florida.
What a sad, tragedy-filled life. May …
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2003 - 2007The O.C., which gained popularity exploring everything from teenage lesbianism to Adam Brody’s impressive improvisational skills, has passed away. Long suffering from declining ratings, the soap opera finally died in the hands of Fox president Peter Ligouri. It is survived by Rachel Bilson’s promising career, Mischa Barton’s not-so-promising career, the popularization of “Chrismukkah” and Peter Gallagher’s eyebrows.
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The hotness that was once Mickey Rourke, peaking in the soft porn flick Nine 1/2 Weeks, has officially passed away, as evidenced by the above right-hand picture taken in Miami on Thursday. Long suffering from hardcore drug use and insecurity about growing older, his hotness finally died in the hands of an incompetent plastic surgeon. It is survived by an oddly pulled face, really bad hair and even worse fashion sense.
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1999 - 2006FHM (For Him Magazine), which gained fame exploiting everything from spread-eagled sorority girls to Brooke Hogan, has passed way. Long suffering from falling circulation and the always-fatal lack of profitability, the magazine finally died in the hands of Emap Consumer Media CEO, Paul Keenan, last evening. It is survived by its online counterpart, thousands of frustrated horny men, and the wildly more successful Maxim.
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