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Filed under: PSAs, Paris Hilton

Ed. note: This is a tribute to Paris’ declaration that she wants to save drunken elephants.

Hello, my many admirers!

I’m Paris Hilton, founder of SADE (Socialites Against Drunk Elephants). If there is one thing that makes me even sadder than people drawing crustaceans on my pictures, it’s elephants putting back too many tequila shots. [CRY HERE. UMMM… I MEAN, USE TEAR DROPS HERE.] It’s, like, a real tragedy, you know? Like I was just saying to Nicky the other night on the stripper pole …

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Filed under: Celebrities, PSAs

Isla Fisher at the premiere of her movie, Hot Rod, in Los Angeles

See, kids? THIS is what happens when you make unprotected sexy time. Be safe — instead, “make romance explosions on her stomach.”

*This  PSA brought to you by Borat’s Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Planned Parenthood

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Filed under: Britney Spears, PSAs

Next time you think of e-mailing “sexy” pictures of yourself to your fame-seeking boyfriend…

Just say “no.” You’ll not only save yourself much humiliation — you’ll also save the lives of some harmless posies.

*This word brought to you by the Foundation for Judgment-Impaired Starlets

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Filed under: PSAs

If your daughter suffers from a constant need for attention…

Just let her keep making a jackass out of herself. She’ll tire of it someday.

Or not.

*This word brought to you by The Association of Unconcerned Mothers

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Filed under: PSAs

This public service announcement is brought to you by the partnership between Holy Candy and Bloggers Against Nasty PDA, courtesy of inappropriate PDA offenders Danny Masterson (of That ’70s Show fame) and Bijou Phillips (of modeling, acting and singing infamy) at tonight’s Movieline’s Hollywood Life Annual Young Hollywood Awards.

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