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Happy Veterans Day, America! On the day that our country honors the 25 million living war veterans and the memory of those who served before them (which we should do every day), it seems fitting that we also pay tribute to celebrities who’ve fought some high-profile battles of their own:
Liza Minnelli’s ex, David Gest: The Battle of the Bulge
Kim Basinger and Alec Baldwin: Nasty Custody Battle
Tara Reid: The Battle of the Botched Boobies
World War III: The Adoption of …
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In continuing with our weekly “Hump Day” celebration…
Fleshbot claims to have uncovered the much-talked about Britney Spears sex tape. The 19-second clip — which appeared on (or was leaked to?) PornoTube and brands itself as the “Britney and K-Fed Sex Tape” — features an orally-talented woman that sort of looks like Britney.
If it is indeed Brit-Brit, then kudos to her for being our latest Hump Hall of Shame inductee!
Editorial note: I had to use a very large smiley face, which could explain why Britney stayed with K-FedEx as long as she did.
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Happy Election Day, Holy Rollers! On the day that reminds us (or should remind us) how fortunate we are to be able to exercise the right to vote, it only seems appropriate that we acknowledge celebrities that exercise other important, fundamental rights:
Kevin Federline: The right to reproduce
Elisabeth Hasselbeck: (Second Amendment) The right to bear an eardrum-piercing shriek
Matthew McConaughey: The right to consume many margaritas
Ashlee Simpson: The right to become Buffy
Alec Baldwin: …
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Happy Halloween, Holy Rollers!
On the spookiest day of the year, it’s only fitting that we pay tribute to some of the most terrifying moments in entertainment history:
The possibility of Roseanne and Tom Arnold producing offspring
The Jack Nicholson ass shot in Something’s Gotta Give
Teletubbies
Angelina Jolie “celebrating” her Oscar win with her brother, James
The Haircut
Hanson
7th Heaven getting picked up for a ninth season…
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A humiliated guest at the “BowWowWeen” event in Los Angeles
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Top 10 Ways to Celebrate TGIF, Hollywood-Style:
10. Get drunk. Blame Jews for hangover.
9. Ditch real job for nose job.
8. Treat yourself to an African baby.
7. Happy Hour with Botox specials from 4-7.
6. Ditch the bra.
5. Ditch the panties.
4. Just ditch your pants altogether.
3. Go on Oprah. (C’mon, everybody’s doin’ it!)
2. Date Paris Hilton. (C’mon, everybody’s doin’ it!)
1. Slip a nip at the office water cooler.
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Nice to see some celebrities are already in the holiday spirit…
Kudos on the likeness, Mary-Kate!
You, too, Sheryl!
Happy Halloween, Marc and Prey-Lo!
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