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Happy Hump Day!

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Humpable Hunk of the Day…

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Congrats, Adrian! A prestigious honor, indeed.


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Posted by CandyDecember 6, 2006

Gossip Flashback:  December 4, 2005

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On this day last year, water cooler chatter included:

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–After Keith Urban is photographed rubbing Nicole Kidman’s belly, the world is on “Kidman Baby Bump Watch” for the umpteenth time. We all know how that story ends.

–Britney Spears consults lawyers about divorcing Kevin Federline (which she later denies). So why’d it take her an entire year to file the freakin’ papers?

–Travis Barker and Shanna Moakler announce they have picked out a name, Alabama, for their yet-to-be-born daughter. CUT TO: A year later. Shanna is slicing up Travis into tiny …


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Posted by CandyDecember 4, 2006

Mug Shot Monday

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Why? Because it’s Monday — you deserve a laugh.


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Posted by CandyDecember 4, 2006

Happy Hump Day!

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My apologies for the belated tribute… I was in dire need of a venti iced latte run. Thankfully, I’m now all hopped up on my three espresso shots and rarin’ to go…

While most celebrate Hump Day as the start of the weekend countdown, we at Holy Candy also use it to acknowledge, well, humping — especially of the scandalous variety — by inducting worthy celebrities into the weekly “Hump Hall of Shame”:

Congrats to Jude Law for being the fourth esteemed inductee!

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Jude Law launched former fiancĂ©e Sienna Miller into fame (more like infamy) when …


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Posted by CandyNovember 29, 2006

Happy Black Friday!

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Hope your day has been filled with fruitful sales — and that Britney has finally gone shopping for a decent underwire bra.


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Posted by CandyNovember 24, 2006

Happy Hump Day!

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A Hump Day brain teaser (a.k.a. nastiness threshold test) for y’all…

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Which steroid-filled, plastic surgery-”enhanced” bowl of hotness would you rather hump (if your life depended on it):

Danny Bonaduce or comedian Carrot Top?


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Posted by CandyNovember 22, 2006

Happy Hump Day!

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What better way to celebrate Hump Day than by tipping our hat (or whatever you care to tip) to Mr. Matthew McConaughey, who’s ditched the wolverine look and returned to his former hump-a-licious self:

matthew_mcconaughey_hot.jpg Welcome back, Matthew! Who knew a margarita diet could do the body oh-so-good?


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Posted by CandyNovember 15, 2006