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A holiday tear-jerker courtesy of Paris, Britney, Nicole and yours truly at Holy Candy…
‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through L.A.
Not a celebrity was nip-slipping, not even Lindsay.
The charity photo ops were scheduled by publicists with care
In hopes that doing good would erase memories of DUIs and shots of coochies bare.
The stars were nestled all snug in their Beverly Hills beds,
While visions of overstuffed swag bags danced in their heads.
And Paris with her “Fraggle hair,” and Britney in her garish yellow cap,
Were sleeping off hangovers with a long winter’s nap.
When out …
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Just never know where you’re going to find inspiration during the holidays… the genius Gallery of the Absurd was inspired by actor Rip Torn’s recent DUI mug shot to prepare this delightful greeting. Looks like he could give Billy Bob’s Bad Santa a run for his (malt liquor) money.
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Awww… nothing like adding some MJ skeeviness to your eggnog to get in that holiday spirit!
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A tribute to stars who clearly appreciate the sport of humping:
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That’s right, Holy Rollers, it’s that heady time of year: Voting has begun for The First Annual Candy Awards*! And believe you, me, these aren’t your usual “Best Dressed” or “Favorite Male Movie Star” kind of questions. Oh, no. I decided to have a little fun with them and hope you do, too.
So please go to The 2006 Candy Awards page and vote for the bad, the ugly and the really ugly celebrity “high”lights of 2006! (What, like you’ve got something more important to do than vote …
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Matthew McConaughey at the L.A. premiere of We Are Marshall
Now here’s a man I’d like to celebrate TGIF with — party on, Matty!
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Humpable Hunk of the Day…
Congrats, Jakey-G!
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