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Oh, baby! This is HUGE.
Not only has Paris Hilton’s PR rep confirmed she’s with child, the babydaddy is allegedly none other than one-night stand Vince Vaughn!
Read more about this shocking claim after the jump!
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St. Tom and I wish you a great St. Patrick’s Day, Holy Rollers!
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Happy Valentine’s Day, Holy Rollers!
In honor of the most romantic (or barf-worthy, depending on your perspective) day of the year, Holy Candy would like to pay tribute to couples we hope make it work in 2007:
Al Gore and Lindsay Lohan
Howard K. Stern and (fellow inmate) Big Bubba
Matt Lauer and his savior-in-waiting, Jesus Cruise
Paris Hilton and any alien willing to give her a one-way ticket on its mothership
Britney Spears and Betty Ford
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To help you get through the last couple work days of the week…
… I offer you the very hump-a-licious Patrick Dempsey.
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The moment has finally arrived: The results are in for the bad, the ugly and the very ugly celebrity lowlights of the past year. And the “winners” — chosen by none other than you, my beloved Holy Rollers — of The 2006 Candy Awards are (drum roll, please)…
Most Repulsive Performance in a Scandal
1) Michael Richards in “The N Word”
2) Denise Richards in “The Backstabber”
3) Britney Spears in “Crotchgate”
4) Mel Gibson in “Jew Wars”
5) Clay Aiken and Kelly Ripa in “That’s a No-No”
Most Flagrant Abuse of Mammary …
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Hope you had a great time ringing in 2007, Holy Rollers! To kick off a new year of celebrity news, Holy Candy has gotten her hands on a top-secret list of celebs’ New Year’s resolutions…
Ashlee Simpson: Kick annoying habit of flashing side profile to cameras
Paris Hilton: Overcome delusion that people want to see/hear me sing, act, talk or exist
Sacha Baron Cohen: Find new, fresh stereotypes to mock
Britney Spears: Introduce myself to …
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Have a wonderful holiday, Holy Rollers!
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