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Halloween is my favorite holiday of the year — carte blanche to eat tons of chocolate and dress like a freak is akin to heaven to me — so I’m delighted to present to you a couple of Holy Rollers who celebrated my fave day in style:
Behold Brenna as Amy Winehouse. The wig, which was inspired by Pretty on the Outside, was made with a pill bottle, a few rubber roaches, a joint, cigarettes, a cigarette box, a rubber rat, a drink stir stick and, of course, a syringe.
Amy only wishes …
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Happy Halloween, Holy Rollers! In honor of this most spooky — and candy-filled — American holiday, Holy Candy would like to celebrate by paying tribute to some of the most horrifying real-life shows in Hollywood:
Again, if anyone dresses up like a celebrity for Halloween, please e-mail pictures to me at candy@holycandy.com so I can post them on the site!
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To help get everyone in the Halloween spirit, I present to you… the pumpkinfication of Ms. Lauryn Hill. Created using my Foxxy Cleopatra wig from yesteryear, some expired, clumpy paint (thanks a bunch, Mr. Bones Pumpkin Patch) and my woeful artistic skills.
I encourage Holy Rollers to submit pictures of your pumpkins, Halloween costumes, etc., especially if they’re celebrity-inspired. Because there’s nothing more scary than what goes on in Hollyweird. Bwahahaha!
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Happy Columbus Day, everyone! On the day we celebrate the man who’s famous for, um, not discovering America, it only seems appropriate that we tip our hats to other celebrities who are famous for no good reason:
Happy Kim Kardashian Day!
Happy Elisabeth Hasselbeck Day!
Happy Brandon Davis Day!
Happy Heidi and Spencer Day!
And, of course…
Happy Paris Hilton Day.
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Yes, Holy Rollers — it has been ONE FULL YEAR since the premiere of Holy Candy! Wow, how time flies when you’re poking fun at celebrities, huh?
I generally try to keep things light on this site, but in all seriousness, I’ve been having an absolute blast working on Holy Candy these past twelve months. I initially founded the site because I was a disillusioned television writer who found myself reading blogs more than writing that Grey’s Anatomy spec promised to my agent and thought, well, why don’t I write a blog? So …
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Happy Labor Day, American Holy Rollers! On this most exciting of holidays when we honor the efforts of the “working man” with a day off, we at Holy Candy would also like to acknowledge those who should have worked a little harder this past year:
Joel Madden: Should have worked harder to find that condom.
Donald Trump: The professional media whore — who has used everything from the Iraq war to Paris Hilton to get in the press — has not yet found a way to attach himself to …
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May I be the first to wish everyone a Happy Underwear Day! (That means you, Britney.)
Thongs for the memories,
Candy
ps — Screw them. I’m going commando today! Nobody tells ME I have to wear underwear. (Besides, laundry day isn’t till Thursday.)
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