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To continue Holy Candy’s weekly tradition of celebrating Hump Day with a “Hump Hall of Shame” honoree — who has, at one point or another, entertained us with a history-making humping scandal — I present to you:
Hugh Grant was arrested in 1995 for illegally acquiring the oral services of West Hollywood prostitute Divine Brown in a parked BMW. At the time, he was dating beautiful actress Elizabeth Hurley, making the scandal all the more juicy and baffling. And, unlike most scandal-ridden celebrities in those days, Hugh decided to take the time-untested …
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Ah, Hump Day. While most celebrate this day as the start of the weekend countdown, we at Holy Candy are also using it to acknowledge, well, humping — especially of the scandalous variety — by inducting worthy celebrities into the weekly “Hump Hall of Shame”:
Congrats to Rob Lowe for being the premier inductee!
Rob was caught in a scandal when a videotape emerged of him having sex with two women — one of whom was only 17 — while attending the 1988 Democratic National Convention. As if that weren’t juicy enough, yet another sex …
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Forget what you think George Washington looked like — because, as it turns out, Georgie was actually a hottie. It recently was revealed that the Father of Our Country was not always well-served by his portraitists; however, thanks to the latest techniques in forensic reconstructions, visitors at the new Mount Vernon museum can see what Georgie actually looked like: tall, good-looking and, dare I say, sexy. Hell-o!
Which means George Washington makes history again — as the first (and only) famous figure to be touched down. These stars can be thankful they …
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Happy Friday the 13th, everyone! On this most unlucky day, it only seems appropriate that we honor some of Hollywood’s not-so-lucky celebs:
Unlucky on the Road: Evangeline Lilly (10 car accidents)
Unlucky in the Friendship Department: Heather Locklear
Unlucky in the Gene Pool: Randy Quaid (brother of Dennis)
Unlucky in Husband Selection Process: Halle Berry
Unlucky Post-Dawson’s Creek Career: James Van Der Beek
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Happy Columbus Day, everyone! On the day we celebrate the man who’s famous for, um, not discovering America, it only seems appropriate that we tip our hats to other celebrities who are famous for no good reason:
Happy Kristin Cavallari Day!
Happy Kimberly Stewart Day!
Happy Kevin Federline Day!
Happy Star Jones Day!
Happy Mischa Barton Boy Toy Day!
Happy Bai Ling Day!
Happy Larry King Day!
And, the one undeserving …
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