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Angelina Jolie’s pregnancy cravings. Hopefully, they don’t include the remainder of Brad’s balls. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Nicole Richie’s People cover outsells Christina Aguilera’s. In response, Christina sniffed: “Oh yeah? Well, my breasts outweigh YOU!” [Celebrity Smack]
Proof that Kevin Federline is a super sperminator: It looks like he’s knocked up himself! [Celebrity Dirt]
Dannielynn is sole heir to Anna Nicole Smith’s fortune. Which the poor thing may need to use toward years of therapy once she gets …
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Legal kiddie porn: Playboy pursues the Olsen Twins. [POTP]
The gender of Jamie Lynn Spears’ baby is revealed. Hint: It will be more likely to pee in Jamie Lynn’s face. Awwww. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Tara Reid with a face only a really drunk dude could love. [Celebrity Dirt]
The Other Boleyn Girl review. Highlights include, “Although my eyelids grew a little heavy…” [popbytes]
Hell-raising pussy! [GiggleSugar]
Daisy de la Hoya from Rock of Love shares …
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“Britney Spears Show Affection During Visits with Her Boys.” Sad when that’s considered a surprising headline. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Douche-off! [GiggleSugar]
Tom Brady in talks to be an underwear model. Gisele must be so proud. You know what they say… the couple that models underwear together, um, is half-naked together. [Celebrity Dirt]
The latest American Idol update. Surprisingly, it involves no DUIs. [popbytes]
Mischa Barton turns down Gossip Girl. In related news, Candy …
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Ashlee Simpson says she is “promised” to Pete Wentz. [Dlisted]
We tried to reach Papa Joe for comment, but he was too mesmerized by his daughters’ breasts to respond. [Original Papa Joe “Trading Card” by 14]
PETA wants you to cut pregnant women out of your diet. [BWE]
Reese Witherspoon has an obsession with trash. Which means she would go wild over my office. [Gabby Babble]
I think Brooke Hogan wants us to notice something. [Fatback Media]
Jilted girlfriend puts her angst to bed. Literally. …
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CoCo wishes you a Happy Hump Day! [14]
Deep thoughts by Jared Leto. And deep hair gel. [GiggleSugar]
Nicole Richie on the cover of People with her baby girl, Harlow Winter Kate Madden, whose name reminds me of a Long Island Iced Tea — a little bit of everything when you just can’t decide. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Pamela Anderson wants to make her marriage to Rick Salomon disappear. Just like her original chest. [Celebrity Dirt]
The Olsen Twins publishing a coffee table book. Otherwise …
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Happy Terrifying Tuesday! Re-introducing Janice Dickinson in the Re-Animator. [14]
Kate Moss strikes a pose for Yves Saint Laurent. Good thing! I don’t see her in nearly enough ads. [popbytes]
Diddy plays football with his son. No word on whether the Didster caught any touchdowns, but witnesses say he caught plenty of flies in his mouth. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
The Britney Spears custody update. Because you need your daily Brit-Brit fix, just like she needs her Frap one. [POTP]
Rihanna and Chris …
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A slew of fun Oscar categories you didn’t see on TV, including “Most Creative Use of an Oscar.” Somewhere, Charlize Theron is clutching her statuette and saying, “I’ll smoke to that.” [Best Week Ever]
Paris Hilton gets a reality show where she chooses a new best friend. I smell an Emmy…! Oh wait, no, that’s the scent of bullsh*t. My mistake. [Dlisted]
Gwen Stefani takes Kingston out for Mexican food in West Hollywood. In related news, Britney expresses interest in …
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