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Beyonce and Jay-Z get hitched. Sources say when Beyonce threw the bouquet, all the women dived… to avoid getting stuck with it. [Dlisted]
Breaking: Kathleen Turner admits Nic Cage is no chihuahua thief! [Celebitchy]
Teri Hatcher to sing on American Idol. I’ll give her fifty bucks to serenade Ryan Seacrest with “Dude Looks Like a Lady.” [Gabby Babble]
Anne Hathaway’s boyfriend arrested for bouncing checks. Note to Anne Hathaway’s boyfriend: Insider trading is way cooler. [Lainey]
New Kids on the Block’s “big …
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Watching Madonna’s new video inspires me to hit the gym more. Right after I have a few Thin Mints (damn those evil Girl Scouts!). [popbytes]
Melissa Joan Hart pimps out her two-week-old son on the red carpet. Can never start them too young, Dina Lohan and I say! [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Shakespeare Actress Still in Love: Blythe Danner defends Gwyneth Paltrow’s marriage. [Cele|bitchy]
Heidi Montag endorses a presidential candidate. However, I still won’t sleep well till I know …
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Matthew McConaughey says he wants to die after sex. Which explains why he asks for God so much during the deed. [Cele|bitchy]
Lisa Rinna has a boy-toy on the side? Inevitable sex tape to follow. [Celebrity Smack]
Denise Richards on the cover of Shape, says she would never steal a friend’s husband. In related news, Denise’s nose spotted growing. [popbytes]
Salma Hayek’s little girl channels her inner Pebbles. [POTP]
Heather Mills threatens to break up Paul McCartney’s new relationship, …
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Kate Bosworth dives into the trout pout pond. [Awful Plastic Surgery]
Rihanna claims she and Chris Brown are like siblings. West Virgina approves. [Cele|bitchy]
Katie Holmes officially turns into Tom Cruise with new haircut. Xenu approves. [Lainey]
Kate Hudson ready to “nest” with Owen Wilson. [INSERT INAPPROPRIATE BIRD BEAK JOKE HERE] [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Adam Sandler breaks his ankle. Never fear — it won’t affect his ability to play the immature big kid at heart with anger issues …
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Donald Trump has a lot of respect for gold diggers, which explains why he marries them. [Gabby Babble]
Finally — a New Kids on the Block reunion! Tour sponsor: Bengay. [L.A. Rag Mag]
Reese Witherspoon gives back, once again confirming she is better than I am. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
A — gasp! — size 16 contestant in the Miss England competition. Sources say that’s why she’s the only one smiling — because she’s not going to bed hungry every …
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Featherweight fight: The Olsen Twins battling over $1 billion fortune. [popbytes]
Kimora Lee Simmons files for divorce from Russell Simmons. In response, Russell said, “Crap, we’re still married?!” [E! Online]
Midas maternity touch: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie may get upwards of $10 million for baby pictures. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
The stars of this peep show are looking a little soft. [College Humor]
Vogue cover with Gisele Bundchen and LeBron James criticized for depicting LeBron as a “savage beast” — a …
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The critics like Britney Spears! They really, really like her. Till she messes up again. [Celebrity Dirt]
Jamie Lynn Spears is reportedly engaged. Says she is looking forward to settling down for the rest of her life, being old enough to see new Sex and the City movie. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Priscilla Presley discusses her Botox nightmare, tries unsuccessfully to express her anger. [Celebrity Smack]
Gandhi 2.0: Spencer Pratt. [POTP]
Pamela Anderson erases her …
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