Archive for the ‘Babies’ Category

Trouble For Dennis Quaid’s Twins

Filed under: Babies, Celebrities

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Talk about a parent’s worst nightmare…

Dennis Quaid’s newborn twins are fighting for their lives after being overdosed with way too much Heparin, a blood thinner. Babies usually get 10 units, but a nurse grabbed the medicine (which a technician stored in the wrong place) without looking and mistakenly gave Thomas and Zoe 10,000 units instead — and the babies started to “bleed out.” According to TMZ, the babies, who are in the neo-natal intensive care unit at Cedars-Sinai in L.A., are now being given a drug that reverses the effects of Heparin.

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Posted by CandyNovember 20, 2007

Heidi Klum Gets Parenting Tips from Britney, and Other Worrisome News

Filed under: Babies, Britney Spears, Celebrities

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Heidi Klum, who chatted with Britney Spears when the pop tart showed up (univited) to her Halloween party, told Ellen DeGeneres that she learned a lot from Britney — including how to properly put on a diaper.

“We were talking about babies and diapers and she explained to me a lot of things about diapers I that didn’t know.  You know these sticky things on the side? I never knew that they were there. To close them in the front, I was always putting string around. I had no idea.  It’s very clever.  I learned …


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Posted by CandyNovember 13, 2007

Suri Has a Mysterious Visitor

Filed under: Babies

Hold very still, Suri. And don’t look down, but… it appears your dad didn’t build that bunker fast enough. Because there’s a freaky alien hand crawling out of the lining of your adorably stylish coat! Yes, Xenu is attacking Earth — and the bejeweled god is coming after your delicious barley water, milk and corn syrup concoction!

Don’t worry, Suri. Auntie Candy will protect you. I’ll introduce Xenu to appletinis, and trust me, he’ll never try to steal your bottle again.


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Posted by CandyOctober 20, 2007

Breaking News:  Angelina Jolie Spotted with Shiloh!

Filed under: Babies, Brangelina

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Dear god, Shiloh is cute. Almost makes ME want to have a baby. If only they didn’t come with dirty diapers. Or temper tantrums. Or nine months of mandatory sobriety.

Yeah, okay, that last one’s a deal breaker. I’ll just stick to being a crazy cat lady for now. And keeping framed pictures of Shiloh on my mantle.

For more of Angelina and Candy’s Pretend Baby, click below.


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Posted by CandySeptember 28, 2007

Bridget Moynahan Introduces Her Baby Boy to the World

Filed under: Babies

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I woke up in a semi-foul mood because of my overpriced birthday dinner last night at the popular Italian restaurant, Il Sole, on the Sunset Strip — they didn’t even serve hard alcohol! what kind of an establishment is that?! — where I literally got four pieces of ravioli for $30, the bread was hard, and the server spilled water on us.

*SIGH* I miss the Olive Garden.

However, there’s nothing like the sight of a cute baby to melt my hardened heart. Awwww. Especially when I’m not the one who has …


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Posted by CandySeptember 26, 2007

Keri Russell Juggles New Baby, Old Cell Phone

Filed under: Babies, Celebrities

Because you need a break from Britney news. And I need a break from my bubble gum-flavored Jelly Bellies (I seriously just ate almost an entire bag of them; it’s going to be a long night…). Anyway, the point being, we need a diversion. Which is why I’m introducing the latest addition to Keri Russell’s family, three-month-old River:

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Cuter than a bunch of baby pandas at a cupcake party, isn’t he? Not to mention quite flexible. (Take note for future reference, Shiloh!)

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Posted by CandySeptember 18, 2007

Deep Thoughts by Kingston Rossdale

Filed under: Babies, Deep Thoughts

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Gwen Stefani and Kingston Rossdale at the L.A.M.B. show at NY  Fashion Week

“Uh-oh! Mommy forgot to add pants to her collection.”


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Posted by CandySeptember 6, 2007