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Filed under: Babies, Celebrities
Break out the celebratory blunts! Matty’s gonna be a baby daddy.
Yessiree, Matthew announced on his Web site today that his girlfriend, Brazilian model Camilla Alves, is pregnant with his child. Matthew eloquently wrote:
“My girlfriend Camila and I made a baby together … its 3 months growin in her womb and all looks healthy and lively so far.”
“Made a baby together… its 3 months growin in her womb”… um, wow. How those stoned swimmers managed to find their way to the egg is beyond me. I …
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Filed under: Babies, Celebutards
Many have probably already heard this news, but I had more important things to do last night — like sip almond tequila while watching that God-awful Cashmere Mafia (which makes a FABULOUS drinking game, by the way… drink every time there’s a SATC rip-off. You’ll be toasty in no time!). Nonetheless, I thought I’d let you know that Nicole Richie had a baby girl last evening. (And neither of the above babies is her. Old pic.) Harlow Winter Kate Madden weighed 6 lbs., 7 oz. Or fifty percent of …
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Filed under: Babies
Rumor has it that both Christina Aguilera and Nicole Richie are about to give birth at Cedars-Sinai Hospital. Nicole is already in labor, while Xtina is apparently just there… waiting. She’s probably busy spackling her face before she meets the little one.
First one to the finish line gets a free tummy tuck!
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Filed under: Babies, TomKat
Ah, this brings back memories. I remember those days when Mom and I would roll up to Fred Segal in our chauffeured Escalade, with our matching haircuts and pants, to do a little five-figure holiday shopping…
Just kidding! It just was a Town Car, not an Escalade. Mom and I liked to keep it real.
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Forbes has unveiled a somewhat creepy and entirely unnecessary list of the “most influential celebrity infants,” with Shiloh earning the top spot ’cause she’s been in more than 2,000 articles this past year. Most of them including the words “blob” and “outcast.”
To determine which babies had the most impact on pop culture, they looked at media coverage for more than 50 A-list offspring (5 years old and younger), as well as awareness data for the kids and consumer-appeal rankings for their celebrity parents.
And the “winners” are:
1. Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt
2. Suri Cruise
3. Zahara Jolie-Pitt
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Filed under: Babies, TomKat
Suri Cruise, who likely complained after being photographed in this embarrassing one-sock ensemble, needn’t worry about footwear faux pas any longer.
Katie Holmes has reportedly commissioned Christian Louboutin to make a mold of Suri’s feet — for a mere $2,500 — and custom design a pair of shoes for the 18-month-old, which will cost an additional $500 to $5,000. Just in time for the holidays.
“She’ll be the youngest client,” a source tells OK!.
For those who may find this a tad, er, wasteful, take heart: When Suri grows out of the shoes next month, …
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Filed under: Babies, Pop Quizzes
Salma Hayek’s baby girl, Valentina Pinault, is smirking because:
1) She knows she has a bigger inheritance than Shiloh, Suri and Violet combined;
2) Her mom has bigger chi-chis than Angelina, Katie and Jen combined;
3) She’s practicing her red carpet “look” for when she launches her own reality show, fragrance and clothing line;
4) She just passed gas;
5) None of the above. She _________.
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