Archive for the ‘Babies’ Category
Filed under: Babies, Celebrities
Beautiful celebrity offspring alert: Halle Berry and her boyfriend, model Gabriel Aubry, welcomed a baby girl Sunday.
The little bundle of joy, diaper changes and 3AM feedings weighed 7 lbs., 14 oz., which is nothing compared to what every baby in my family has weighed. My cousin just popped out an 11-pound baby (ouch), while I weighed 9 lbs., 14 oz. Yes, a family of butterball babies!
Congratulations to Halle, Gabriel and their little lightweight. May they call her something fun, like Cran Berry Aubry or Huckle Berry Aubry.
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Filed under: Babies, Featured, Jennifer Lopez, Jennifer Lopez Art

PHOTO EXCLUSIVE: J.Lo & Newborn Twins!
(Oh, and Marc, too. )
Magazine cover by 14
Written by Candy Kirby
Max and Emme are ready for their six-million-dollar close-up: We have your first look at Jennifer Lopez and her bundles of joy.
Remove your shoes, put on a surgical mask, and go inside their home as the 38-year-old star and husband Marc Anthony, 39, talk about parenthood and break out their finest bling for an exclusive family photo album. Plus Lopez opens up about her sleepless nights waiting for the wet nurse …
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Filed under: Babies, Celebrities
File this article under: One to keep out of Valentina Pinault’s baby book.
Salma Hayek tells Glamour magazine that, “I have something to confess, I wanted a boy.” Salma said she was afraid of that extra X chromosome because “… women suffer more a bit more than boys, and there is always conflict between mother and daughters.” However, Salma backpedaled by adding that:
But now that she’s here, I’m so happy she’s a girl. And I can’t imagine there ever being conflict between us, because I’m in a state of …
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Filed under: Babies, Jennifer Lopez, Pop Quizzes
This is even worse than school, isn’t it? Well, I hope you’ve brushed up on your daily tabloid reading, because we’re putting you on the spot with this all-important question:
Which of these rumors about Jennifer Lopez’s parenting skills has NOT been reported?
1) She requires people to wear surgical masks before meeting Max and Emme;
2) She hired six bodguards to watch the twins 24 hours/day;
3) She has retained a professional baby masseuse and a trained color therapist for them;
4) She bought two small Shetland ponies for the babies….
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Filed under: Babies, Jennifer Lopez, Pop Quizzes
Congratulations to Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony, who welcomed twins on Thursday — a baby boy and baby girl. Awwww. Precious.
In honor of J.Lo finally popping out her kids, we thought we would pop a quiz on YOU.
The question: For Jennifer, the best part of having her babies is:
1) Cha-ching! Hello, $6-million deal with People! (Eat your $1.5 million heart out, Xtina.);
2) Finally having a captive audience for Gigli;
3) Her ass will no longer be jealous of her stomach getting all the …
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Filed under: Babies, Celebrities
[PHOTO OMITTED AT REQUEST OF ANGRY LEGAL TEAM AT PEOPLE MAGAZINE]
If I had an angry mustached moon in my bedroom and a mom with a penchant for wearing rodeo clown makeup, I’d keep my eyes shut, too.
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Filed under: Babies, Brangelina
So says an X17 “inside source.” (Since when do they report on anyone besides Britney?)
Angelina Jolie’s impressive cleavage and concealing trench coat at the recent Critics’ Choice Awards had sparked pregnancy rumors — then again, mere bloatedness from late-night Papa John’s sparks pregnancy rumors in Hollywood — and now X17 claims that she and Brad Pitt are expecting not just one “privileged” celebuspawn, but two.
If true, the twins would make… [*COUNTS FINGERS*] … a LOT of kids in the Jolie-Pitt clan. Congratulations, guys! I’ll be thinking of you …
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