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Live blogging with Candy! My random thoughts about Rachael Ray’s talk show yesterday…

Candy:

9:01 – Rachael enters with a dramatic ‘round-the-head finger snap. Yup, this is going to be a good one.

9:03 – We’re introduced to “Adam, Obsessed KISS Fan,” who gives us a tour of the soon-to-be-redecorated KISS room in his house. The dude even has KISS coffee. And what the hell are KISS “incent burners”? Guy may want to spend less time with his Paul Stanley action figure and more time with his dictionary.

9:04 – Adam’s wife, who is either a saint or has been drunk their entire relationship. I’m betting on the latter.

9:05 – We’re introduced to Kristan Cunningham, “Rachael’s DIY buddy.” Rachael has a buddy for that? Huh. I thought that’s what a Rabbit was for.

9:07 — *YAWN* I could sure go for some KISS coffee right now.

9:07 – So they’re reorganizing Adam’s KISS room with none other than IKEA furniture. Rachael Ray is worth, what, $500,000 million? Okay, yeah, just checking.

9:10 – Little known fact: Adam is also the fifth Beatle.

9:12 – Adam seems to be thrilled with the results of his newly organized room. I think it was the fourth “THIS IS AWESOME!” that gave it away.

9:18 – Wait, did he just say, “It was like opening up a porno into KISS world”?! [*REWIND*] Nope, he actually said “a portal into KISS world.” That’s no fun.

9:18 – If Rachael doesn’t stop doing that, I’m going to bust some EVOO in her ass.

9:19 – Surprise! Gene Simmons enters with a present – a KISS lamp – for Adam. Sticks out his tongue.

9:20 – Gene sticks out his tongue again.

9:20 – And again.

9:29 — Rachael screeches that if we don’t watch Gene’s new show, we’re a “LOSER.”

Yup, we’re the losers.