Archive for the ‘Headline of the Day’ Category

Headline of the Day

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Sounds more appropriate for a Michael Jackson article.

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Posted by CandyMarch 6, 2008

Headline Most Likely to Be Regretted in Five Years

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Okay, you’re right — one year.

[Via People]


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Posted by CandyMarch 5, 2008

Headline of the Day

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Well, not everyone can be a playa like the TMZ staffers.


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Posted by CandyMarch 4, 2008

Headline of the Day

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Wow.  I had no idea Prince Harry was fluent in asterisk!

[Via News of the World]


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Posted by CandyMarch 3, 2008

Headline of the Day

Filed under: Brangelina, Headline of the Day

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Hmmmm.  I think I’ll stick to gum balls.

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Posted by CandyMarch 1, 2008

Headline of the Day

Filed under: Fame - Ain't It a Bitch, Headline of the Day

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Call me psychic, but something tells me the Daily Mail is going to make quite a few appearances in this column. For more about poor Chunkler, er… I mean, Chandler’s “bloated and stubbly current appearance,” click here.


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Posted by CandyFebruary 28, 2008

Headline of the Day

Filed under: Headline of the Day, Tabloid Tactics

If standing in grocery lines has taught us anything, it’s that tabloids are hilarious — well that, and that little old ladies have no qualms about cutting in line. So we at Circus Hour (meaning me, 14, my cats and her dog) are starting a new regular column featuring our pick for the most entertaining tabloid headline of the day. And today’s winner is…

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Congrats, Star magazine, for being our premier honoree! If you’re intrigued by Orlando Bloom’s unfortunate hygiene habits, be sure to read more here.


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Posted by CandyFebruary 27, 2008