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Sounds like he’s ready to become the governor of New York!

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Poor kid!  The nerve of that teacher.  What’s next — schools won’t allow cheating on tests?  If so, I sense a paper cut-induced lawsuit next…

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Cleanup in Aisle 8…

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Ladies, it’s time to heed the newest trend in keeping your man - simply park yourself on his toilet and refuse to leave for 2 years. He’ll admire your tenacity and persistence while marveling over the way the smooth skin of your behind begins to grow over the smooth porcelain of his toilet - sexy. If you’re lucky, a sheriff named Mr. Whipple will come to your rescue. Who’s been squeezing the Charmin?

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As 14 points out, “in reality, it’s only one of the Olsen Twins”:

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Sources say the shaken alligator is considering filing for a restraining order, while local government officials are considering changing the name to Pork County.

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Think we just found Gina Gershon and Chloë Sevigny’s next made-for-TV movie.

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Thanks, Alison!

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