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Hurry, hurry, step right up and see the Tom Cruise, Scientologist, pictured in his natural environment on the distant planet Xorzax. Prepare to be amazed as the L. Ron Hubbard spaceship beams top-secret information from the Galactic Confederacy directly into Tom’s cerebral cortex and then marvel as Tom jumps around and cackles as he incoherently spews Hubbard’s thought rays out his mouth and into the collective consciousness of any Earthling that will listen. Many Earthlings simply ignore or find fleeting entertainment in …
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Tom Cruise and Scientology are at the center of a publicity nightmare this week after Gawker posted a leaked Scientologist video that made the infamous Oprah couch-jumping video look sane. The video is so oddly disturbing that it’s made the news around the world. On top of that, he’s angry as a hornet about an upcoming unauthorized biography promising shocking Scientology claims and secret details about his bizarre life. And it certainly can’t help matters when Tom is accused of “battling middle-aged spread in recent …
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EXCLUSIVE! We were able to obtain the raw transmission of Tom Cruise. Scientologist as it beamed to Earth from the far reaches of outer space. A warning to some of you, this transmission is extremely disturbing as it contains the actual voices of evil silicon-based Xenu aliens from a distant galaxy. They appear to be dictating to Tom what to say. Behold ye, this chilling recording:UPDATE: We now have a music video for the Tom …
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Only Gallery of the Absurd has this exclusive photo of Tom Cruise’s childhood visit with Santa. Smuggled to us by an anonymous source, this photo captures a happy little Tom sitting on jolly old Santa’s lap during a childhood visit to the Xenu Gardens Intergalactic Super Mall located on planet Xordu back in 1972. Medium: digital composite. Much thanks to Cpt. Willy for allowing me to “touch up” his son’s Santa photo
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As we Americans gorge ourselves on turkey (or tofurky) today, let’s take a moment to reflect on the Scientologist version of Thanksgiving. After a fleet of space ships commanded by an intergalactic walrus landed on Xenu Rock, Tom Cruise and his band of pilgrim aliens emerged from the L. Ron Mayflower to greet the volcano-dwelling Thetans. Tom immediately began jumping up and down in excitement as soon as he laid eyes on the feast the Thetans had prepared for him - read the full …
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Jack Tom and the Beanstalk. Congratulations Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes and little Suri. Medium: Graphite, ink, digital color. Thanks Tony and Kerri.
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Since so many people are debating over whether Suri Cruise looks Asian or not, I decided to include a little Asian influence in her portrait. Many bloggers made jokes about little Suri’s “Elvis” hair, so I’ve added a shiny black pompadour and sideburns. There are also other secret symbols based on more controversial rumors included as well. Medium: Gouache and watercolor on paper.
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