Archive for the ‘Rock Stars’ Category

Portrait of a Waffle House Warrior

Filed under: Rock Stars

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A recent editorial illustration I did for the Metro Pulse has made an appearance on Kid Rock’s official website. Oh dear, I hope he doesn’t stumble out of a Waffle House and come looking for me. Medium: graphite, digital color.


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Posted by 14March 6, 2008

Amy Winehouse to Create Makeup Line

Filed under: Amy Winehouse, Beauty, Rock Stars, Rock Stars

beautyaddict.jpgOn the heels of yesterday’s report that Amy Winehouse is creating her own beauty line, Circus Hour’s InVogue Glamour Elle Marie’s Style magazine has already gotten its hands — well, crane — on the new makeup collection for a product review.THE BEAUTY BUZZphoto illustration by 14 written by Candy Kirby hot find: vats of makeupTransitioning from woman to clown just got easier for those wanting to cover their track marks with Amy Winehouse’s Beauty Addict line. The eyeliner is small enough to fit in a warehouse, yet still …


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Posted by 14 and CandyFebruary 27, 2008

Cisco Adler’s Christmas Balls Aren’t Selling

Filed under: Rock Stars, Rock Stars

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 Adding to our list of the Worst Celebrity Endorsed Gift Items of the Season are these festive holiday tree ornaments. Cisco Adler (who? I know, I didn’t know who he was either) gained notoriety the Hollywood way when a nude photograph of him and his, ahem…certain pendulous body parts were posted all over the internet. As every scandal-torn celeb knows, cashing in on your notoriety will only make you more famous - especially if nudity is involved. I have to hand it …


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Posted by 14December 21, 2007

Beware The Creature From The Black Eyed Peas

Filed under: Rock Stars, Rock Stars

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 Simply put, I saw this photo of Stacy “Fergie” Ferguson and immediately this image of the Creature From The Black Lagoon popped into my head. Medium: graphite and watercolor on paper, digital color/text.  


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Posted by 14October 18, 2007

Lohan Boa Constrictor Swallows Sambora Mouse Whole

Filed under: Rock Stars, Rock Stars

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 Once upon a time, there lived a lonely boa constrictor out in the middle of a Utah rehabilitation facility. This lusty little snake was starved for fresh meat and seething with insatiable desire. One day, a dazed, middle-aged mouse was brought to the rehab facilty. The hungry freckled snake spotted the paunchy old mouse and began to salivate with ardent desire. “Fresh meat, fresh meat, now I shall eat!” exclaimed the nubile reptile, and then she carefully slithered toward …


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Posted by 14September 23, 2007

Granny Claims Sir Bob Geldof is Satan

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 An angry granny has condemned Sir Bob Geldof as the embodiment of Satan. The caustic granny claims Geldof is very cruel, greedy and has raised his children as hippies. Geldof is often referred to as a saint because of his devotion to ending poverty, but granny thinks he’s Satan. I’m not sure why this obscure little story caught my eye, perhaps I just wanted a fun reason to paint Geldof as the Lord of Darkness. Medium: acrylic, gold metallic on board.


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Posted by 14September 21, 2007

Cats Love Pete Doherty’s Crack Addict Crunchies

Filed under: Celebrity Endorsements, Rock Stars, Rock Stars

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 Recent reports claim Pete Doherty’s cats were found with cocaine in their systems. Similar to the air in Rome, Junkie Pete’s London apartment is wafting with enough cocaine particles to keep him, his cats, and his entire neighborhood high for months. After noticing his cats were snorting lines, hallucinating, drinking all his beer, and stealing his car for crack-fueled joy rides, Pete came up with an idea. He would gather trash, bits of …


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Posted by 14September 4, 2007