Archive for the ‘Paris Hilton Art’ Category
Filed under: Celebrity Animals, Paris Hilton, Paris Hilton Art
The Jail Bird is squawking mad because she thinks her prison sentence is “cruel and unfair”. She refuses to take responsiblity for driving under the influence or for driving with a suspended license. The Jail Bird is very lucky she didn’t kill someone when she drunkenly swerved her Mercedes into the In-n-Out Burger drive thru late one night.That would be “cruel and unfair”. The Jail Bird believes she’s above the law because of “who she is” and continues to blame others for …
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We’ve obtained the exclusive image of the Simple Life Goes To Camp promo poster before it was heavily altered in Photoshop. According to a source, problems plagued the set. Paris Hilton kept flashing her privates because she thought the film crew was the paparazzi. Originally, Brandon Greasy Bear Davis was hired to carry the boat over the water, but a pack of orphaned bear cubs kept following him and he had to be removed from the photo. Tinkerbell threw herself …
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Filed under: Britney Spears, If Artist X painted Celebrity X, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Paris Hilton Art
La Primavera is one of Sandro Botticelli’s best known paintings. The angelic figures shown in this ethereal work of art all represent mythological characters. While viewing this painting at the Uffizi, my eyes were drawn to the fluid movement and delicate beauty of the Three Graces. According to Greek mythology, the Three Graces represent beauty, charm and joy. Contemporary mythological characters such as Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton are the antithesis of grace. This makes them the Three Disgraces. They represent sleaze, …
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The following announcement is written in Engrish:Sanrio gracefully announce in a recently a Paris Hilton version of Hello Kitty doll. Only available in Japan. Makes the hoards of U.S. Paris Hilton fans filled with sadness and regret…until now. Gallery of Absurdly make Paris Hilton Doll for American fans today because your heart are thirsting for wishness to be like Paris. She realistically created with dress pulled up to show scary parts underneath when dancing in nightclub or showing offness to …
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Filed under: Celebrity Animals, Paris Hilton, Paris Hilton Art
In this heart wrenching interview by TMZ’s Harvey Levin, Paris Hilton emotionally declares she isn’t a slut. Come on everyone, just because Paris is always spreading her legs, showing the world she doesn’t wear underwear and dancing on tables DOES NOT mean she’s a slut. She writhes and grunts while singing Happy Birthday to Hugh Hefner because she is a singer, okay? She writhes and grunts while biting a big juicy hamburger because she’s a brand and a …
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Filed under: Paris Hilton, Paris Hilton Art, Valentines
If you’ve got no one to LOVE on Valentine’s Day, no worries. You can be like Paris Hilton and LOVE yourself. Anyone that doesn’t agree with your inflated assessment of your astounding beauty, talent and accomplishment is just jealous. You are the American dream, the perfect blonde Barbie doll, and everyone wishes they were just like you.
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After considering all the comments and emails telling me that I painted Paris Hilton looking too pretty, I decided to drink a bit of wine late into the night and paint Ms. Hilton how she really looks to me. She’s so blonde and tall and seems to find herself very interesting andbeautiful as she slithers from party to party with various members ofher entourage. I woke up the next morning, popped a few aspirin, andlooked at my Paris painting and cringed at what wine and crayons can …
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