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You know you’ve secretly always wanted to walk a mile in Paris Hilton’s shoes….and now you can! The ex-jailbird has announced she’ll be designing her own line of shoes and only Gallery of the Absurd has the exclusive preview of two of the hottest styles from her collection. The Supertanker, shown above, features dainty ankle straps paired with sexy four-inch heels. You need not worry about the state of your pedicure because when you slip on these adorable shoes, your toes will …
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This image will make sense if you click here. That’s all I have to say about the matter.
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Why all the hype surrounding this Uninteresting Blob of Flesh? The Blob hasn’t done anything significant, doesn’t have anything interesting to say…and yet, it appears on the covers of magazines and on primetime TV. People magazine has scored the exclusive post prison interview with the Uninteresting Blob of Flesh. I’m sure folks are eagerly lining up at the newsstands.
There was much hype surrounding the Uninteresting Blob of Flesh’s …
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Paris Hilton juxtaposed with report of possible catastrophic tiger extinction.
Paris Hilton juxtaposed with article about 50 more years in Iraq.
Paris Hilton juxtaposed with report of US anti-missile plans in Eastern Europe. The relentless media hysteria surrounding the Paris Hilton saga really bothered me today. It’s my opinion that her pathetic story belongs on …
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Filed under: Britney Spears Art, If Artist X painted Celebrity X, Lindsay Lohan Art, Paris Hilton Art
American artist and filmmaker Andy Warhol’s enthrallment with celebrities inspired him to create a series of mass-produced silk screen portraits which aside from the soup can, would later become his most recognized work. According to art critic Robert Hughes, Warhol’s colorful and repetitive celebrity portraits “speak eloquently about the condition of image overload …
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When I think of Paris Hilton in jail, this is the image that comes to mind. According to The Sun, the female inmates at the Century Regional Detention Facility include “violent robbers, hookers, junkies and a mob of butch lesbians who control by force”. Perhaps I’ve watched too many cheesy women’s prison films, but wouldn’t it be great for Hilton’s “career” if she starred in a remake of Caged Heat or The Big Bird Cage when (or if) she …
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Filed under: Celebrity Animals, Paris Hilton, Paris Hilton Art
I had my hand slapped recently by Paris Hilton’s attorney after I painted crabs scurrying near the vicinity of her crotch. A warning to other artists and bloggers: you may not add crustaceans to any of your creative interpretations of Paris Hilton because doing so implies Ms. Hilton has loathsome diseases and you’ll be threatened with defamation. However, no one said anything was wrong with painting Paris Hilton as a crab. The Heiress Crab is an invasive species of crustacean found in Southern California. It …
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