Archive for the ‘Paris Hilton Art’ Category
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Filed under: Paris Hilton, Paris Hilton Art, Pop Culture
Toys R Us is selling a line of Runway Magic “fashion fillies” for little girls fascinated with horses and the fashion industry (!) and one of them looks remarkably like Paris Hilton. Okay, I admit I digitally altered the eye to give it more wonk, but get a load of those hooves and blonde extensions. If I’m not mistaken, the shoes and clothing look like they were designed by Paris too. See the original version here. Much thanks to sharp-eyed observer Yvonne for sending this tidbit to us.
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Filed under: Paris Hilton Art, Sketchbook Chronicles
US Weekly recently published the results of a poll asking readers if they’d want to be Paris Hilton’s friend and sadly, 93% said no. I felt prompted to do a quick sketch of the poll with the intent of later turning it into a huge grotesque painting.
What I’d really like to know is if anyone is planning on wearing Paris’ new clothing line featuring her name and image prominently displayed across flimsy t-shirts and cheapo handbags. Do tell. Medium: Gouache in sketchbook.
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Filed under: Fashion, Paris Hilton, Paris Hilton Art
Models complained about “boat-like” footwear and lack of locust snacks backstage
PARIS HILTON COLLECTION: REVIEW
Monday, February 25, 2008
Photo Illustration by 14
Fashion Week Correspondent: Candy Kirby
Paris may be renowned for its springtime, but it’s in the last weeks of February that fashion blossoms here, and what more appropriate way to kick off the celebration than with a show from a “designer” with the same name, Paris Hilton.
The debut of Hilton’s footwear collection, greatly anticipated by drag queens, basketball players …
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Filed under: Featured, Freak Show Posters, Paris Hilton, Paris Hilton Art
Poor Paris, when will the unforgiving public start noticing her vast talent, her selfless contributions to society, her important brand status of “like, a businesswoman”….anything other than the fact she has huge hands, hypertrophied feet, a low dull hum of a personality, an oddly shaped behind (and we all know every unfortunate inch of her intimate parts thanks to the Internet) and her charming little wonk eye? She’s a brand, folks. Don’t you understand? She’s one of America’s most …
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Filed under: Paris Hilton, Paris Hilton Art
I’d like to wish everyone a very healthy, happy, inspired, and successful 2008. Be careful when celebrating your New Years Eve festivities - don’t drink too much of that Paris Hilton champagne in a can or else you might find yourself naked, covered in gold paint, and slithering across an arid Martian landscape as you pine for your lost inheritance. Not a good way to start the year. Medium: graphite, watercolor and gouache in sketchbook. UPDATE: Posting will resume on January …
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Filed under: Paris Hilton Art, Sketchbook Chronicles
From this week’s episode of “Hollywood Geographic”: Biologists have recently unearthed a new species of worm: the Heiress Worm Lips. The worm lips, as seen here on Paris Hilton, are oversized, fright-inducing invertebrate that thrive as parasites on attention-hungry heiresses. Heiress Worm Lips are considered larger than humanly possible, and typically filled with Restylane. This species has little substance outside of the injected collagen and has difficulty forming big words. Worm lips can be found blowing kisses to photographers, …
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Filed under: Paris Hilton, Paris Hilton Art
Hallmark has responded to Paris Hilton’s lawsuit, reports TMZ. According to Hallmark attorneys, Paris “has become a household name, based in large part on her efforts to draw attention to herself. Having done so, she has subjected herself to public scrutiny and the parodist’s pen. The First Amendment does not allow her to respond by welcoming the fawning and flattering, but silencing the critical and comical.” I stand behind Hallmark and that’s why I’m reposting the controversial crab …
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