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Clones of Bones: Terror on the Beach

Filed under: Movie, Book & Magazine Parodies, Nicole Richie

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This vintage-style pulp novel is modeled after those fantastic sci-fi paperbacks of the 50’s and 60’s.  In this twisted story of unleashed terror and spine-tingling horror, a mad scientist clones Nicole Richie in order to add to his macabre collection of human curiosities…but his experiment goes terribly wrong when the clones continue multiplying. Forming an unruly mob, they break out of the laboratory and begin to terrorize the beaches across the U.S.  Can these angry starving clones be stopped before it’s too late? This Halloween parody created …


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Posted by 14October 23, 2006

Interview With The Antoinette

Filed under: Movie, Book & Magazine Parodies

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It’s always fun to replace a slick promotional photo of an actor/entertainer with the occasional unfortunate paparazzi photo. In the treacherous territory of celebrity gossip blogs, much ado has been made over Kirsten Dunst’s odd little “vampire bat teeth”. Ms. Dunst feels her imperfect teeth are “sexy” and refuses to tread the well-worn path toward the Hollywood standard of perfection. We can’t help but applaud her for taking such a daring risk. Still, those teeth make for an opportunity we couldn’t …


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Posted by 14October 18, 2006

Madonna: Space Alien From The Future

Filed under: Madonna, Madonna Art, Movie, Book & Magazine Parodies

OuttriangleDo you recognize this person? She graced the cover of a recent issue of Out magazine and was so heavily photoshopped it was hard to recognize that it was Madonna. Why this growing trend of transforming women on magazine covers into space aliens? Maybe it’s all part of a conspiracy. An interesting theory making the rounds among UFO/Alien enthusiasts is that aliens are simply time-traveling super-evolved humans visiting Earth from the future. If that’s the case, we speculate Madonna …


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Posted by 14October 6, 2006

Alien Invasion or Excessive Photoshop?

Filed under: Movie, Book & Magazine Parodies

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When I first laid eyes upon Janet Jackson’s photo on the October issue of W, it appeared they had put a Klingon on the cover. “Oh wow,” I thought, “they’re doing a Halloween issue!” Upon further examination, I was shocked to discover that the otherworldly creature was indeed a very bizarre looking Janet Jackson. Janet looks normal (well, normal for a Jackson) on all the other millions of magazine covers she’s appeared on this month, so I wonder what happened over at …


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Posted by 14October 3, 2006

Jackie Stallone Stars in Halloween 10

Filed under: Movie, Book & Magazine Parodies

JackiestalloneloI saw a recent photo of Jackie Stallone and for the first few seconds, I thought I was looking at Michael Myers, the villian from the Halloween movies. After seeing her, I had to do a little research on what’s she’s been up to. I was delighted to learn that “she says her dogs channel messages from the spirt world and sends them to her telepathically“.  In addition to giving birth to her “deformed son” Sylvester, she has also been a trapeze artist, a …


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Posted by 14October 28, 2005