Archive for the ‘Movie, Book & Magazine Parodies’ Category

Gwyneth Paltrow’s Beauty Secrets

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Posted by 14August 9, 2007

John Travolta in Drag Makes For Scary Cinema

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Travolta in drag

More terrifying than all

four Saw flicks combined.

Medium: oil pastel, acrylic, collage, charcol on paper, digital text. Haiku written by Viper Tetsu. More of his haiku can be seen at “In The Future, Everyone Will Be Haiku’ed For 15 Minutes.


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Posted by 14August 8, 2007

Victoria “Posh” Beckham Invades Los Angeles

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 Victoria “Posh” Beckham has been staging a shameless media blitz so everyone will know without a doubt that she and David have officially arrived in Los Angeles. Instead of choosing a private jet and making a discreet arrival, they made their journey on a commercial jet and flew into LAX with hoards of photographers standing by. Victoria also starred in her own reality TV show, “Victoria Beckham: Coming to America”, but critics were quick to savage it. The New York …


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Posted by 14July 20, 2007

The Graceful Flight of Paula Abdul

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FlyingpaulaLast week I was asked to participate in the Film Experience Blog’s Action Heroine Blog-a-Thon. My entry is a week late, but better late than never. Since I’m a fan of Chinese martial arts films, I chose Ziyi Zhang as my action heroine, Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon as my film and then substituted Paula Abdul as my star. The wuxia genre of Chinese cinema typically features beautifully choreographed fighting scenes in which the heroes fly through treetops and over …


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Posted by 14June 19, 2007

Rocky Balboa in Twenty Years

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Rocky7Rocky Balboa is the neverending story of the underdog prize fighter who always manages to win. In the sixth installment of the series, the 60 year old Sylvester Stallone shows he’s still got what it takes despite the fact he’s often compared to looking like his mother or poked fun of in a newspaper headline calling him “…more stocky than Rocky”. Rocky Balboa has received favorable reviews from the Hollywood Reporter and Variety, but it’s going to be nothing compared to …


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Posted by 14December 18, 2006

Mel Gibson: Boozing With Beelzebub

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What better way to celebrate Halloween than to feature the year’s scariest tabloid monster! Cranky old Mel Gibson was set loose one night after a vodka-fueled night of debauchery in a popular Malibu watering hole. Weaving recklessly around the hairpin curves of the Pacific Coast Highway, cops quickly pulled him over. Reeking of alcohol and wild-eyed, Mel stumbled out of his car and launched into one of those typical “do you know who I @%*&# am?!!?” tantrums so often witnessed in the Los Angeles …


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Posted by 14October 31, 2006

The Voluptous Horror of Jennifer Lopez

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Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony star in the blood curdling new horror biopic, El Corpse. The story follows the tragic journey of a woman who wakes up one day and realizes the man she married has been hiding a dark secret. Believing she wed a sexy, hot-blooded Latin American singer, her life is shattered when she learns the creature sleeping next to her has embalming fluid pumping through his veins. Little does she know he’s planning to whisk her away and imprison her in his subterranean love …


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Posted by 14October 30, 2006