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Jenna Jameson and Tito Ortez have joined forces with Nightmare on Elm Street’s Robert Englund in a new movie project called Zombie Strippers. As you can imagine, Jenna plays a lusty blood-thirsty stripper with a taste for human flesh. Hmmm, not much an acting stretch - it’s not the first time we’ve seen that duck bill of hers gnawing on flesh and bone.
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Ryan Seacrest as accurately described by Michael K over at Dlisted.
Ryan Seacrest photoshopped to the point of not even looking like Ryan Seacrest.
Ryan Seacrest in candid photo without the aid of photoshop, but with plenty of heavy foundation and mascara.
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A glossy new celebrity tabloid is scheduled to hit the stands this spring – because the world doesn’t have nearly enough of them – and the editors were kind enough to send a few preview issues for exclusive promotion on Gallery of the Absurd and Holy Candy.
Published by Circus Hour Media*, Celebrity Drugs & Alcohol Weekly explores the saturated world of celebrity substance abuse and other fun topics! The rag is projected to outsell both Star and US Weekly combined, just based on …
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Filed under: George Clooney, Movie, Book & Magazine Parodies
Fabio has a big problem with birds. First he was humiliated and bloodied after a flock of ducks collided with his face as he rode a roller coaster. A few years later, he was attacked by a flying bird again after his date tried to take a picture of George Clooney sitting at a nearby table. I was seduced by the idea of Fabio and Gorgeous George embracing on the cover of one those cheesy romance novels Fabio …
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Filed under: Donald Trump, Donald Trump Art, Movie, Book & Magazine Parodies
While walking the streets of San Francisco recently, I was assaulted by large posters advertising Donald Trump’s new book “THINK BIG AND KICK ASS”. Trump appears on the cover in his well-practiced You’re Fired pose, his mouth agape while his little paw points menacingly at the viewer. I burst out laughing right there on the sidewalk and soon noticed a nearby store window filled with books written by The Dalai Lama. I began to wonder what might result if The Donald and …
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Filed under: Janice Dickinson, Janice Dickinson Art, Movie, Book & Magazine Parodies
Janice Dickinson stars in the Hollywood remake of the gory 1985 horror classic, Re-Animator. Janice will portray herself as the basement-dwelling mad scientist who continuously injects herself with questionable youth-preserving serums until she begins to suffer horrific side-effects. In one of the more gory scenes, Janice cuts off her own head and miraculously grows a newer, younger one. Her older, disembodied head rolls around on the floor begging for a boob job and tummy tuck until Janice grows impatient with …
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I’m not quite sure what Carrot Top does other than terrify the wits out of people. He obviously lifts weights, wears heavy pancake and eye makeup, and seems to have willingly embraced the Evil Clown look for his personae. Good for him, I say. Because I have an appreciation for nonconformists, I’d like to see him push his creepy clown look even further. Perhaps he should consider starring as Pennywise, the sewer-lurking murderous clown from …
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