Archive for the ‘Lindsay Lohan Art’ Category
Filed under: Freak Show Posters, Lindsay Lohan Art
It brings me great waves of shuddering pleasure to finally announce my new venture. As some of you might have noticed, I’ve been collaborating a great deal with Candy Kirby from the celebrity satire blog Holy Candy. She and I had so much fun brainstorming and creating projects together that we decided to merge our two sites into a brand new one, which will be an even bigger and better version of our sites. Starting this Wednesday, February 20th, Gallery of the …
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Filed under: Lindsay Lohan, Lindsay Lohan Art
What do you know, I received another celebrity greeting card today and this time it’s from the Lohans. Dina likes to party with her kids, so she arranged for a 2:00 am photo shoot inside Ali’s favorite LA nightclub last Wednesday. Don’t they look cute? Apparently, the kids’ ex-jailbird father showed up and refused to leave. There was a mild squirmish when Dina screamed at him to get out of the photos, “You aren’t even dressed properly! And for …
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Filed under: Britney Spears Art, If Artist X painted Celebrity X, Lindsay Lohan Art, Paris Hilton Art
American artist and filmmaker Andy Warhol’s enthrallment with celebrities inspired him to create a series of mass-produced silk screen portraits which aside from the soup can, would later become his most recognized work. According to art critic Robert Hughes, Warhol’s colorful and repetitive celebrity portraits “speak eloquently about the condition of image overload …
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Filed under: Lindsay Lohan, Lindsay Lohan Art, Valentines
Oh the agony of the heart that craves the love it cannot have. Troubled party girl Lindsay Lohan has finally checked into rehab in order to recover from her insatiable desire for vodka. The name of the rehab facility is Wonderland. Does the treatment involve the attending of Mad Tea Parties and the chasing of white rabbits? Maybe for Lindsay, but not for anyone else in residence. Sources claim she’s given special treatment because of her celebrity status and has turned …
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Filed under: Lindsay Lohan, Lindsay Lohan Art
Strawberry Quik, an artificially flavored powdered drink mix favored by sugar-infused children, has been transformed into a cocaine condiment allegedly favored by certain booze-infused starlets. Strawberry Quik imparts a fashionable shade of baby pink and balances the bitter aftertaste with a cloying sugary sweetness. When Page Six ran a blind item asking “which hard-partying Hollwood starlet…cuts her coke with strawberry Quik”, bloggers were quick to speculate Lindsay Lohan as the culprit. I wonder how the Nestle Company feels about Lindsay’s …
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Filed under: Celebrity Animals, Lindsay Lohan, Lindsay Lohan Art
The Lohan Party Panda can be found roaming the hottest clubs across New York, Las Vegas and Hollywood. Quite often, it can also be spotted in various hospital emergency rooms. This lusty little red panda has an enormous appetite for the male species and is a highly skilled predator. The Party Panda’s natural enemy is the Paris Hilton Ass Ostrich and one may observe their warring behavior documented inside the pages of The Glossy Field Guide to Hollywood Animals. Medium: Ink and …
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Filed under: Lindsay Lohan, Lindsay Lohan Art
Lindsay Lohan’s swinging love life could easily be mistaken for one of those trashy pulp fiction novels from the 50’s and 60’s. With her come-hither, yet dazed eyes, she’s the perfect model of man eating temptress typically shown on the covers of lurid vintage paperbacks. Consider these actual titles…Born For Sin, Man Bait, or Lust is a Woman and imagine how natural Lindsay would look pictured on the cover. One can hardly keep up with reports of who she’s dating, one week it’s Brett …
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