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Jeff Polage and I have collaborated once again. We couldn’t make it over to Malibu for beach shots, so we settled for a hotel poolside. Jeff stood shamelessly in his underwear, fumbling and scratching his head cartoon-like as he tried to figure out how to put on the bra. Wannabe starlets teetered about in lucite stripper shoes and tiny bikinis as overly groomed CAA agents conducted power meetings over pina coladas. It was the perfect Hollywood day. Here is a hairy …
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Much thanks to half the planet’s population for emailing me to do a Paris Hilton in Jail posting. I’m working on one, but it’s not quite ready yet. To celebrate Paris Hilton’s jail sentence, I’m going sailing out on the beautiful San Francisco Bay today. Champange will be a’flowing and laughter-filled gloating will fill the air. Meanwhile, here’s another delightful Jeff Polage Celebrity Pantomime. This time, Jeff has created a stunning likeness of Paris Hilton’s crotch. We tried to find a raw chicken …
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Jessica Simpson and her gigantic gaping cavern of a mouth.
Danny Devito while on The View after a wild night of boozing with George Clooney. Jeff Polage and I have once again locked ourselves in a room with a stack of Star magazines and a camera. I’m happy to report that Jeff is no longer unemployed! He now works as a background actor on several television shows, including …
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Yes it’s true, whenever I get too busy to produce new art for this blog, I drag out my trusty old Jeff Polage photos. Quite frankly, I can’t tell which is the chimp and which is Andy Dick…or which is Mr. Polage for that matter. New art coming soon, but in the meantime, do check out this crazy gossip I found in the UK tabloids. Those Brits really know how to dish the dirt:
More evidence Angelina Jolie is directly contributing to Brad Pitt’s chewed …
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Pete Doherty…Kiss Me Baby, I’m a Rock Star.
Mouth Opens Wide Enough for Brain to Fall Out: Jessica Simpson
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Okay, okay, you can stop sending me requests for more Jeff….here he is! We’ve got all sorts of Jeff Polage images for you this week, so check back daily. All celeb images scanned out of the always entertaining Star magazine.
Madonna Looking Like a Sour Rabbit
George Clooney Rolling His Eyes After Yet Another Girlfriend Asks Why He Won’t Marry Her
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What do you get when you combine one unemployed actor with one stir-crazy artist, and then throw them both into a room with a stack of gossip tabloids and a camera? My pal Jeff Polage is an excellent pantomime and has more acting talent in his pinky than most of these dullards we see on the big screen these days. Here are some of the results of our celebrity inspired collaboration:
Kevin Federline
Jessica Simpson…
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