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Viewing Joe Simpson through the filthy looking glass of celebrity gossip, he appears as the Creepiest Dad in Hollywood.  You won’t find this term printed in the tabloids, but bloggers have no problems pointing out their perception of Jessica and Ashlee’s daddy/manager. Papa Simpson elevated his own level of creep straight into the stratosphere a few years ago while speaking of daughter Jessisca’s ample assets. This little gem came a’tumbling out of his mouth: “If you put her in a T-shirt or …

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Filed under: Icky

Vincent Gallo offers his sperm for sale on the "merchandise" area of his web site. If you’d like your future child to possess delusions of grandeur and inflated ego, this is the opportunity for you!   You can buy his precious body fluid for only $1,000,000 and you get to experience his 8" cash withdrawal machine.  But wait, if you have an "extremely dark complexion", Mr. Gallo isn’t interested in selling his sperm to you. Gallo prefers a blonde with blue eyes and is prepared …

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