Archive for the ‘Celebrity Fragrances’ Category
Filed under: Celebrity Fragrances
The other day while walking down the aisles of Walgreens, I was stopped in my tracks after spotting a sexy Spaniard gazing intently into my eyes. As I approached the dark stranger, I realized it was none other than Antonio Banderas beckoning me with his outstretched hand. I walked, nay, I floated toward him as his laser beam of seduction pulled me closer toward his smoldering eyes.
No! No it can’t be! It’s not the real Antonio Banderas, it’s a cardboard cutout - and it’s attempting to seduce me into buying cheap …
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Filed under: Celebrity Fragrances
Introducing Celebrity Stench, the first all-purpose celebrity fragrance for the masses. Created by pouring every single bottle of celebrity fragrance ever created into a giant vat, Celebrity Stench is an amalgamation of all the celebrity traits you desire. Do you want the sexy sensuality of Jennifer Lopez, Usher, or Celine Dion? Do you yearn for the power and wealth of Donald Trump or Diddy? Do you wish to appear as attractive and alluring as Britney Spears and …
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Filed under: Beckhams, Beckhams Art, Celebrity Fragrances
A $250 million contract with the LA Galaxy isn’t enough cash for David Beckham. I can just hear Posh griping at him, “But dahling, you don’t understand…I need a different Hermes bag for every outfit I wear! You wouldn’t want me being seen carrying the same bloody old $12,000 bag for two days in row now would you dear?” Industry experts predict the Beckham fragrance franchise will generate $100 million in sales this year. I was especially intrigued …
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Filed under: Celebrity Fragrances
Sarah Jessica Parker has a new fragrance out. Yawn. It’s called Covet, but after noticing so many bloggers making references to Parker’s equine-like face, I think Equus is far more appropriate name. If you squint your eyes while watching this Covet TV commercial, you’ll swear you’re watching a horse kick its Louboutin clad hoof through a plate glass window. Marketing execs for Covet intended a “playful” approach to market the fragrance, so why …
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Filed under: Celebrity Fragrances, P. Diddy, P. Diddy Art
Diddy recently launched Unforgivable, his new fragrance for women. Ads featuring Doodles Diddy biting, pawing and groping attractive young women caused so much controversy that even MTV refused to air the racy TV commercial unless Diddy agreed to make edits to tone it down. Of course, Diddy refused. No one tells Diddy what to do. The toothy mogul mumbled something about the type of women he had in mind when he “created” the fragrance. “She’s strong, she’s into fashion, a …
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Filed under: Celebrity Fragrances
Does the world need yet another Paris Hilton-branded product? Apparently so. Not satisfied with Paris Hilton apparel, Paris Hilton hair extentions, Paris Hilton purses, Paris Hilton shoes, Paris Hilton watches, Paris Hilton jewelry, Paris Hilton books, Paris Hilton music, now Paris pollutes graces the world with her fourth fragrance: Can Can.
Paris appeared on David Letterman to …
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