Archive for the ‘Celebrity Endorsements’ Category
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Filed under: Beauty, Celebrity Endorsements, Featured
Those clever Swedes from Ikea have developed the first self-illuminating lamp by harnessing the glare reflected from Renee Zellweger’s cute little shiny face. It’s the perfect choice for those looking to green their home because it uses no electricity. Ikea has named the lamp Floöbjort, which means “endless sun” in Swedish and is an attractive addition to any home.
Inspired by yesterday’s media coverage in which two large UK newspapers pointed out the “shine” on Renee Zellweger’s face. The Daily Mail speculated the …
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Filed under: Celebrity Endorsements, Rock Stars, Rock Stars
Recent reports claim Pete Doherty’s cats were found with cocaine in their systems. Similar to the air in Rome, Junkie Pete’s London apartment is wafting with enough cocaine particles to keep him, his cats, and his entire neighborhood high for months. After noticing his cats were snorting lines, hallucinating, drinking all his beer, and stealing his car for crack-fueled joy rides, Pete came up with an idea. He would gather trash, bits of …
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Filed under: Celebrity Endorsements, The Olsen Twins
Much discussion has erupted over the recent announcement of the $45,000 Loius Vuitton bag. Only two dozen were made, and despite the fact they look like something a lawnmower chewed up, all have quickly sold out. If you think paying $45,000 is outrageous, then get a load of this Loius Vuitton $150,000 Urban Satchel debuting for Spring 2008:
Made of the world’s finest Italian leather, this one-of-a-kind luxury handbag is hand-crafted with carefully chosen “urban charms”. The proud owner of this exclusive handbag …
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Filed under: Britney Spears, Britney Spears Art, Celebrity Endorsements
Britney Spears wanted a completely original fragrance concept that could stand apart from the tightly packed celebrity perfume market and get noticed above all the rest. When asked what her and Kevin Federline’s favorite scent was, she said, “Honestly y’all, we just love bright orange cheese. Not only does it smell heavenly, it tastes real good too.” Working closely with the perfume manufacturers, Britney insisted that her fragrance be edible. “If it’s gonna be smellin’ like cheese, it oughta be tastin’ like cheese too y’all. …
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Filed under: Celebrity Endorsements
Andy Dick is notorious for unleashing tongue bath assaults on unsuspecting reporters and fellow entertainers. Now anyone can experience the lick of the ick when they use Andy Dick’s Body Wash and Disinfectant! This amazing state-of-the-art bath product adds a new level of fun to your shower. Not only does it leave you sparkling clean, it disinfects too! You’ll never need to worry about catching any germs and your skin will be left with the intoxicating scent of stale cigarettes and whiskey. Simply …
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Filed under: Celebrity Endorsements
An article in the Sunday Edition of the NY Post reports Thomas Kinkade, America’s Most Successful Living Artist, urinated on a Winnie the Pooh figure outside the Disneyland Hotel in Anaheim. Kinkade might be known for his paintings of wholesome candy-colored blobs of heavenly “light”, but he’ll go down in history as more of a “lifestyle marketer” than “artist”. He’s a rock star in the eyes of his collectors (which are mostly female) and he knows exactly how to seduce his rapt …
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Filed under: Celebrity Endorsements
Even if you manage to avoid developing brain cancer from using your mobile phone, you still have to worry about the possibility of an angry Naomi Campbell hurling one at your head. One of the largest mobile device makers has teamed up with the aging supermodel to introduce the most fashionable phone to ever hit the runway. Studded with sparkling pink Swarovski crystals and featuring an exclusive 3 carat diamond, no one would guess that with a push of a button, this innocent little …
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