Archive for the ‘Celebrity Animals’ Category
Filed under: Celebrity Animals, Lindsay Lohan, Lindsay Lohan Art
The Lohan Party Panda can be found roaming the hottest clubs across New York, Las Vegas and Hollywood. Quite often, it can also be spotted in various hospital emergency rooms. This lusty little red panda has an enormous appetite for the male species and is a highly skilled predator. The Party Panda’s natural enemy is the Paris Hilton Ass Ostrich and one may observe their warring behavior documented inside the pages of The Glossy Field Guide to Hollywood Animals. Medium: Ink and …
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Filed under: Celebrity Animals, George Clooney
If Handsome George were a gorilla, this is what he’d look like. He’s the reigning Monkey King of Hollywood and no one can push him off his pedestal. Other alpha male primates such as Russell Crowe and Bill O’Reilly have tried to knock the Georgerilla’s crown off, but thus far have not succeeded. Aggressive female primates who’ve attempted to domesticate the wild Georgerilla have failed, but that doesn’t stop them from being lured by the Georgerilla’s smoothly seductive charms. If you are approached by …
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Filed under: Celebrity Animals, Paris Hilton, Paris Hilton Art
In this heart wrenching interview by TMZ’s Harvey Levin, Paris Hilton emotionally declares she isn’t a slut. Come on everyone, just because Paris is always spreading her legs, showing the world she doesn’t wear underwear and dancing on tables DOES NOT mean she’s a slut. She writhes and grunts while singing Happy Birthday to Hugh Hefner because she is a singer, okay? She writhes and grunts while biting a big juicy hamburger because she’s a brand and a …
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Filed under: Britney Spears, Britney Spears Art, Celebrity Animals
The poor little barefoot Britneyroo (careerisoverum) is worn down and burdened from always having to lug the Freeloading Federline Lizard (paraciticus wannabeus africus reptilia) around in her pouch. The Lizard sits back, cracks open a 40 ouncer, and daydreams about one day becoming a big rap star. He never has to lift a finger to do anything other than keep the Britneyroo knocked up. What a life the slimy little Lizard has. Medium: Ink, acrylic on paper, Britneyroo Latin name by Kipling West, Lizard Latin …
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Filed under: Celebrity Animals
I couldn’t figure out what animals Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt looked like….until Michael K. of Dlisted said “draw Angelina as a Rhino with Brad picking flies out of her ears”. Never in a million years would I have thought of that. I took the challenge and created the Rhangelino (homeus wreckerus) and the Brird (subservius hunkus).
Animal Magazine is hitting the newstands this week and Issue 7 features ten exclusive Gallery of the Absurd illustrations with commentary written by Michael K. While Harpers …
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Filed under: Celebrity Animals, Star Jones, Star Jones Art
Rumors are flying that Star Jones got canned from The View because of all the attention surrounding her shameless quest for freebies and because of the denial and controversy surrounding her dramatic weight loss. When it comes to Star Jones, I don’t know what to believe…all I know is that when Animal Magazine asked Michael K and I to come up with ideas for celebrity animals, we all agreed that Ms. Jones reminded us of one of those bug-eyed goldfish. According …
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Filed under: Celebrity Animals, Paris Hilton
When ANIMAL magazine asked Michael K and I to come up with celebrity animals, we immediately noticed how much Paris Hilton resembles a proboscis monkey. Thing is, we found an even better animal to represent Paris….but it’s a secret. You have to wait until ANIMAL no. 7 comes out to see it. For now, enjoy Paris as a primate. Proboscis monkeys are endangered, but Paris Hilton types seem to be flourishing. I wish it were the other way around. Medium: Ink, acrylic, …
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