Archive for the ‘Celebrity Animals’ Category
Filed under: Celebrity Animals, Holiday Tributes
Candy, Bunky and 14 would like to wish our readers a very peaceful Easter. If you don’t celebrate Easter, then we wish you a very peaceful Sunday.
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Filed under: Celebrity Animals, Holiday Tributes
Well, look who just hopped up with an Easter basket full of heavy makeup - it’s Miley Cyrus! Medium: Ink on paper, digital color.
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Filed under: Celebrity Animals, Holiday Tributes
The first in my series of Celebrities Who Look Like The Easter Bunny features Val Kilmer along with his little colored mini-me eggs. Medium: graphite on paper, ink, digital color.
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Filed under: Celebrity Animals, Paris Hilton, Paris Hilton Art
I had my hand slapped recently by Paris Hilton’s attorney after I painted crabs scurrying near the vicinity of her crotch. A warning to other artists and bloggers: you may not add crustaceans to any of your creative interpretations of Paris Hilton because doing so implies Ms. Hilton has loathsome diseases and you’ll be threatened with defamation. However, no one said anything was wrong with painting Paris Hilton as a crab. The Heiress Crab is an invasive species of crustacean found in Southern California. It …
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Filed under: Celebrity Animals, Paris Hilton, Paris Hilton Art
The Jail Bird is squawking mad because she thinks her prison sentence is “cruel and unfair”. She refuses to take responsiblity for driving under the influence or for driving with a suspended license. The Jail Bird is very lucky she didn’t kill someone when she drunkenly swerved her Mercedes into the In-n-Out Burger drive thru late one night.That would be “cruel and unfair”. The Jail Bird believes she’s above the law because of “who she is” and continues to blame others for …
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Filed under: Celebrity Animals, Jessica Simpson
The Jessica Simpson Dingbat Frog can be found hopping around Hollywood in search of a suitable mate. It can be identified by its large chest spilling out of low cut tops and also by its habit of wearing silly boots. The disturbing croak of the Dingbat Frog has been recorded on CD and is available for purchase. A distinguishing characteristic of the Dingbat Frog is its enormous rubbery mouth which is often kept agape. This allows the frog to feed on …
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Filed under: Celebrity Animals, Nicole Richie
Nicole Richie is reportedly seeking treatment to find out “why she can’t gain weight”. While we’re happy she’s finally taking care of her health, we wonder if she’ll still make headlines once she returns to a less shocking size. If she’s not a walking skeleton in a baggy size 0 bikini, will she still appear on the glossy covers of tabloids? If she’s at a healthy weight, will the paparazzi still stalk her for the elusive money shot of Nicole consuming food? …
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