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I saw the bald Britney Spears photos this morning and for some reason, Mr. Clean came to mind. Yes, I could have named the product Ms. Dirty, but these days little Ms. Britney is more crazy than filthy. Just take a look at some of these recent headlines. Is the drunken tattooed sailor look the next hot fashion trend for hard-partying Hollywood starlets? If so, I’m all for it.UPDATE: Many artists and tricksters have been inspired by …
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Britocchio is a tale about an animated wooden puppet who longs to be a real girl. The original story is a much more complex allegory, but we’re going to keep it simple. Each time Britocchio tells a lie, her nose grows longer. A few weeks ago, Britney Spears collapsed and had to be carried out of a club on New Years Eve. Much debate arose over what caused this “collapse”. The New York Post claims she guzzled too much booze …
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Britney Spears wanted a completely original fragrance concept that could stand apart from the tightly packed celebrity perfume market and get noticed above all the rest. When asked what her and Kevin Federline’s favorite scent was, she said, “Honestly y’all, we just love bright orange cheese. Not only does it smell heavenly, it tastes real good too.” Working closely with the perfume manufacturers, Britney insisted that her fragrance be edible. “If it’s gonna be smellin’ like cheese, it oughta be tastin’ like cheese too y’all. …
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The poor little barefoot Britneyroo (careerisoverum) is worn down and burdened from always having to lug the Freeloading Federline Lizard (paraciticus wannabeus africus reptilia) around in her pouch. The Lizard sits back, cracks open a 40 ouncer, and daydreams about one day becoming a big rap star. He never has to lift a finger to do anything other than keep the Britneyroo knocked up. What a life the slimy little Lizard has. Medium: Ink, acrylic on paper, Britneyroo Latin name by Kipling West, Lizard Latin …
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Some of Roy Lichtenstein’s best known paintings are those inspired by comic book panels. Many of the female subjects Lichtenstein portrayed appeared to be in distress, so I wondered how he might paint Britney Spears. Poor Brits, bloggers and tabloids are having a field day pointing out the fact her tummy is protruding…could she be pregnant again? Britney’s drama never ceases, just yesterday she stepped on a hypodermic needle while walking around barefoot and had to be rushed to the hospital. Add that …
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Look, I realize this is pandering to the lowest common denominator of cesspool gossip, but my mission is to illustrate gossip…and so I do what I must. My inspiration comes from the fact Britney Spears and Cheetos have become so synonymous that one term is rarely mentioned without the other. Just take a look at what the bloggers are saying. In addition, Star magazine has been monitoring Brit’s weight gain over the past month and even ran a cover photo screaming “Brit Gains 20 …
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Poor Britney Spears, keeping and entertaining that lay-about husband of hers is costing her millions. On top of that, she just spent additional millions renovating her plush Malibu mansion. Now she has little Sean Preston to feed and bling out. Money is running out. The stay-at-home marm can’t possibly think of recording a new album and touring, so she’s decided to enter the baby food industry. She was inspired by the idea after she and Kevin went to the convenience store to pick up some dinner:”Kevin, it …
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