Archive for the ‘Britney Spears Art’ Category

Dr. Phil Sinks His Claws Into Britney Spears

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Posted by CandyJanuary 7, 2008

Is This the Future of Britney Spears?

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 That Other Blog has reported that Britney Spears may be indulging in crystal meth. A girl has to celebrate losing custody of her children, no? I hope the rumor isn’t true, but with Britney I suppose anything is possible. The Britney Spears news over the last 24 hours has been so chaotic and frenzied that it’s hard to keep up with all the circus-like drama. After losing her kids to Federline, she went to a tanning booth so she’d …


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Posted by 14October 2, 2007

Various Reviews of Britney’s VMA Performance

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I didn’t watch the VMAs. Sure, I was curious about how Britney’s big “comeback performance” would go, but I knew it would be all over the internet as soon as she finished, so why bother? Since I’m more inspired by what you have to say about Britney Spears rather than Britney Spears herself, I decided to illustrate some of the more interesting opinions I found regarding her performance:

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 Chris Crocker, Britney Spears fan/sobbing YouTube sensation, launches into tearful hysteria and eardrum-busting screams as …


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Posted by 14September 10, 2007

The Most Miraculous Product Ever Created: Photoshop Beauty Spray

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 Photoshop, the world’s most widely used photo retouching software, has caused a massive shake-up in the cosmetic, fitness and plastic surgery industries after launching its newest product, Photoshop in a Can. Insiders claim this new form of sprayable Photoshop will eliminate the need for cosmetics, hair styling products, fitness centers and elective cosmetic surgery . Analysts predict the product will cause the beauty industry to collapse and thousands of jobs will be cut. Hair salons and gyms across the world will shut down. …


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Posted by 14August 23, 2007

Child Rearin’ and Drivin’ Tips From Britney

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 Are you sick and tired of your kids ruining all your fun? Do you yearn to party with strippers all night, grope strangers in pools, and jet off to Las Vegas on a whim, but your kids are holding you back? Can’t find enough parked cars to ram your Mercedes into? Not sure which side of the road to drive? Do you find child-safety seats a big hassle? Then you need Britney …


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Posted by 14August 14, 2007

If Andy Warhol Had Painted Linds, Brit and Paris

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 American artist and filmmaker Andy Warhol’s enthrallment with celebrities inspired him to create a series of mass-produced silk screen portraits which aside from the soup can, would later become his most recognized work. According to art critic Robert Hughes, Warhol’s colorful and repetitive celebrity portraits “speak eloquently about the condition of image overload …


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Posted by 14June 5, 2007

Britney Spears vs. The Paparazzi

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 Boids_2 After viewing the photos of Britney Spears’ umbrella attack on the paparazzi, I felt as though I had gazed upon something I wasn’t meant to see. It felt a little creepy viewing photos of someone who is obviously in great distress, but at the same time, photos like these sell tabloids and increase traffic to the gossip blogs. Britney’s plight reminds me of the movie poster for Alfred Hitchcock’s “The Birds”. Just like Tippi Hedren, Britney runs screaming …


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Posted by 14February 25, 2007