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Filed under: Beckhams, Beckhams Art, Haiku Movie Reviews
Wednesday Adams plays
Posh Spice, only with cheaper
clothes and less make-up
Introducing Haiku movie reviews by Circus Hour reader and friend Viper Tetsu. This week Viper reviews Penelope, a movie about a girl born with the nose of a pig. For more amusing pop-culture inspired haiku, see Viper’s blog In The Future, Everyone Will Be Haiku’ed For 15 Minutes. …
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When a Chinese condom manufacturer made the wise decision to slap David Beckham’s smooth golden image onto a box of poorly selling condoms, they immediately watched sales skyrocket to number one in China. Beckham didn’t approve the use of his image and he’s not endorsing or making any profit from it (Poor Posh, just imagine all the day-glo Hermes bags she’s missing out on hoarding).It’s amazing how one can take a bunch of flimsy rubber, cram it in a box, add a picture of a pretty soccer player on the …
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The Posh Elf is a tiny unsmiling creature who can often be spotted vehemently guarding the Great White Bulge of the Beckham mountain range. Similar to the torrid geological structure underlying Yellowstone National Park, the Great White Bulge is located on unstable ground prone to rise and harden in between short periods of flaccid dormancy. Posh Elf sinks her sharply spiked elf boots into the smooth firm soil atop the Great White Bulge to prevent it from rising whenever another elf wanders too close. …
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Filed under: Beckhams, Beckhams Art, Celebrity Fragrances
A $250 million contract with the LA Galaxy isn’t enough cash for David Beckham. I can just hear Posh griping at him, “But dahling, you don’t understand…I need a different Hermes bag for every outfit I wear! You wouldn’t want me being seen carrying the same bloody old $12,000 bag for two days in row now would you dear?” Industry experts predict the Beckham fragrance franchise will generate $100 million in sales this year. I was especially intrigued …
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Victoria “Posh” Beckham has been staging a shameless media blitz so everyone will know without a doubt that she and David have officially arrived in Los Angeles. Instead of choosing a private jet and making a discreet arrival, they made their journey on a commercial jet and flew into LAX with hoards of photographers standing by. Victoria also starred in her own reality TV show, “Victoria Beckham: Coming to America”, but critics were quick to savage it. The New York …
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After being voted “The World’s Most Beautiful Sports Icon” by People magazine, David Beckham issued a press release enlightening the world how he stays so gorgeous. His wife Victoria “smothers beauty creams on him at bedtime” (ewwww) and he pampers himself with manicures and facials. After I read the release, I immediately pictured him as a giant Barbie doll head for little girls to play with.
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